Boards Survivor II - Round 0 Part I

Baggly

hmmmm, yeah. anyone wanna field that?

Cuddlesworth

BlueSpiral wrote:

Yay 11 votes, I'm popular!

Looks like you are going down. On the other hand I am also beginning to look at this newfound interest in me as a measurement of my greatness.

R0ot

So wait when does this poll end?

Terry

wednesday at 5pm.

monkeyfudge

Dear lord... over 300 posts already...

I don't think I'd have entered if I'd realised what an inane spam fest it was going to be.

R0ot

monkeyfudge wrote:

I don't think I'd have entered if I'd realised what an inane spam fest it was going to be.

LIES!

Cuddlesworth

monkeyfudge wrote:

I don't think I'd have entered if I'd realised what an inane spam fest it was going to be.

Yes sweet +1 Lies.

monkeyfudge

I caused boards.ie to be berated on the national airwaves this eveing.. that's got to be worth some kudos.

simu

Yeah, I just want to survive!

Cuddlesworth

monkeyfudge wrote:

I caused boards.ie to be berated on the national airwaves this eveing.. that's got to be worth some kudos.

How?

monkeyfudge

krazy_8s wrote:

How?

Today FM... 10 pm... a disgruntled banee who is a presenter there called the moderators tossers apparently.

16 votes!Ye really like me!;)lol

miju

ha monkeyfudge you were called a tosser on national radio..........oh wait

miju

mad m wrote:

After today I think two days left..Looks like a conspiracy against some of the mods in the 38 contestants....

hang on i'll just go get my tinfoil hat , it's around here somewhetre

pbsuxok1znja4r

OFDM wrote:

petermonaghan = LOTP

:eek:
As a fellow Salesians alumni, I feel ashamed and disappointed...

Anyway, why is it telling me I "may not vote" on the polls? They're not closed or anything yet are they?

[Edit]: Never mind, it's working again somehow!

Baggly

what year did you graduate?

Femelade

ah lads, another vote for me from someone with only 4 posts. only joined a month ago...i'm a gonner anyway.
good luck to the rest of ye!

pbsuxok1znja4r

LOTP wrote:

what year did you graduate?

Let's just say Postman Pat FTW
...That would be 2004 then

BlueSpiral

All the people who voted for me, I don't know, so I'm hoping all of them were "I don't know you, so nothing against you" votes.

Or the world is turning against me. *loads pellet gun*

Femelade

BlueSpiral wrote:

All the people who voted for me, I don't know, so I'm hoping all of them were "I don't know you, so nothing against you" votes.

Or the world is turning against me. *loads pellet gun*

yeah i'm the same, dont know who most of them are!

Terry

it's fairly close run between you and me, femmy.
we need to get people to vote for the others in our poll.

Femelade

and how do you suggest we do that...?

Cuddlesworth

Mud slinging. Fake accounts to get more votes on others, so more people hop on the bandwagon and voe for them. You know the same thing that happened to me.

YeatsCounty

R0ot wrote:

YeatCountry: Dude i don't know who you are and i don't think ive ever seen a post by you (outside the survivor thread here) but you obviously have some good reason for voting me.

Yes......a reason. :-p I don't think my vote hurt you too much anyway.

Actually, I do have a retroactive reason: "YeatCountry"?

Pighead

Pighead just received an interesting PM from Kernel calling everybody on boards dumbasses and he claims they are all gullible and have fallen for his nice guy act. He reckons hes a cert to get through to the next round. What a pompous git. Heres the proof.
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/private.php?do=showpm&pmid=714498

Baggly

scouser.tommy wrote:

Let's just say Postman Pat FTW
...That would be 2004 then

you have me at a disadvantage then.

good times.

Pighead

Seems Kernels not to happy with Pighead!

Kernel wrote:

You're pathetic attempts to discrdit me have failed again Pighead. Just face it I am a hell of a lot better at fooling the boards morons than you are. 27 votes for you and 6 for me. The plebs have spoken and not in your favour. Give up loser.

PS Come on The Gnome.

Kernel

Nobody will fall for your lies Pighead. You're just sore that you got booted out straight away with a record number of hate votes. Don't try to blacken my name LOSER!

Heyes

The Gnome how could you

Ruu_Old

Heyes wrote:

The Gnome how could you

Its very close in our group alright, I think you'll be ok. Im being punished for all my snitching, hopefully I might sneak through.

Heyes

Ruu wrote:

Its very close in our group alright, I think you'll be ok. Im being punished for all my snitching, hopefully I might sneak through.

I think your safe Mr Ruu , im thinking the old Tar is heading out the door :rolleyes: by the looks of things so far

Tar.Aldarion

I'm ever so unpopular!

Heyes

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

I'm ever so unpopular!

eh.... :rolleyes:

There just jealous pet

Pighead

Heyes wrote:

The Gnome how could you

Heyes you're a great girl and you've got magnificent funbags but Pighead cannot support you in this competition until you make posts that match the quality of this classic from The Gnome. The lads in a league of his own. He will prevail
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=50418440&postcount=2

OFDM

Announcement:
To paraphrase Pighead, OFDM is not happy. There appears to be a legion of what I'd like to call "twat-flangers" who are signing up new accounts just to vote multiple times. This is ghey. THERE WILL BE NO GHEYNESS IN BOARDS SURVIVOR. Some have mentioned that I said all voters needed at least 50 posts. I believe I said 150. I may be wrong but as it's what I believe so that's how it's going to be.

What does this mean for OFDM? It means I'll be developing a HUGE pain in my rear end checking that each user who's voted had at least 150 POSTS AT THE START OF SURVIVOR.

Yes, that means if you had 149 votes at the start of survivor (i.e. the start of this thread) your votes MEAN NOTHING. If you don't like that then my response will resemble something along the lines of "Bite me" or "Nibble me if you're a hot Swedish lady" or "Go suck a lemon".

A poster on this thread mentioned that someone might forfeit their place in boards Survivor to someone else if they make it into Survivor. THERE WILL BE NO FORFEITING IN SURVIVOR. If you forfeit, you will be automatically eliminated, the round will continue and and no one NOT EVEN JEBUS will be allowed to take your place.

Ramble:
Boards.ie is a dictatorship, where the admins are the dictators. In much the same way, Boards Survivor is a dictatorship, where I'm the dictator, PowerHouseDan and Gordon are my minions and the admins are Gods. Anyone who doesn't like this can...

Observation:
I see that sjones is still whining like a little girl who just burnt her hands using a bazooka to kill her entire family. [strike]Pighead too is becoming "an irritant for OFDM"[/strike]. This leads me to a confusion...

Confusion:
If sjones [strike]and Pighead[/strike] continue(s) in this manner I MIGHT just have to give him a CHANCE to get into Boards Survivor II. Might. Chance. Remember those words. Note that IF I decide to extend this UNPRECEDENTED arm of generosity, then sjones [strike]and Pighead[/strike] will have to be prepared to face an uphill onslaught of untold pain and anguish in the form of a CHALLENGE.

As I have yet to formulate such a Devastating Wrath of Pain™ (DWOP™), it make be WEEKS into Boards Survivor II before sjones [strike]& Pighead[/strike] get(s) a chance, IF AT ALL. There are no guarantees or warranties in Boards survivor.

OFDM has spoken....

Heyes

Pighead wrote:

Heyes you're a great girl and you've got magnificent funbags but Pighead cannot support you in this competition until you make posts that match the quality of this classic from The Gnome. The lads in a league of his own. He will prevail
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=50418440&postcount=2

Now pighead since that rampant evening we had that one night in band camp that i find hard to get out of my mind :rolleyes: , i will not argue with you on this point however this will be the first and last time

Baggly

Couldn't resist playing with his flute, eh?

Heyes

LOTP wrote:

Couldn't resist playing with his flute, eh?

Couldnt find it to be honest

Baggly

Yep, deffo Heyes FTW.

care to dance dear?

Heyes

Have my dancing shoes at the ready

Baggly

dancing shoes..............fancy pantsy.

em, how about that penetrada that Ruu mentioned. ya know the one

'it makes sex look like church'

Heyes

Well a girl s gotta dance in style

Oooh sounds good, bring it on Monsieur LOTP

Baggly

Well if i remember from Dance/Karate school its basically turn pivot enter step rotate invert flip breathe pivot rotate enter exit enter.

Could be wrong tho.

Terry

OFDM wrote:

Some have mentioned that I said all voters needed at least 50 posts. I believe I said 150. I may be wrong but as it's what I believe so that's how it's going to be.

What does this mean for OFDM? It means I'll be developing a HUGE pain in my rear end checking that each user who's voted had at least 150 POSTS AT THE START OF SURVIVOR.

sweet. one less vote for me. that makes the competition in my group even better.

Raphael

OFDM wrote:

If sjones and Pighead continue in this manner I MIGHT just have to give them a CHANCE to get into Boards Survivor II. Might. Chance. Remember those words. Note that IF I decide to extend this UNPRECEDENTED arm of generosity, then sjones and Pighead will have to be prepared to face an uphill onslaught of untold pain and anguish in the form of a CHALLENGE.

Hang on a minute here. Giving sjones an unprecedented chance seems fair enough, but why the fuck should Pighead get a second chance. Because he's been whinging like a baby after half of boards decided to vote for him?

The way I see it he has more votes than any other contestant, and theyre all bar four from users who are perfectly within their rights to vote for him. Even without those four, he's still the least popular. So why should he get a chance, if more people want him out of the competition than anyone else. It's like making Dave McSavage host of the Late Late.

Heyes

LOTP wrote:

Well if i remember from Dance/Karate school its basically turn pivot enter step rotate invert flip breathe pivot rotate enter exit enter.

Could be wrong tho.

LOL, im sure we ll pick it up quick enough...

Pighead

OFDM wrote:

Observation:
I see that sjones is still whining like a little girl who just burnt her hands using a bazooka to kill her entire family. Pighead too is becoming "an irritant for OFDM". This leads me to a conclusion...

Conclusion:
If sjones and Pighead continue in this manner I MIGHT just have to give them a CHANCE to get into Boards Survivor II. Might. Chance. Remember those words. Note that IF I decide to extend this UNPRECEDENTED arm of generosity, then sjones and Pighead will have to be prepared to face an uphill onslaught of untold pain and anguish in the form of a CHALLENGE.

As I have yet to forumlate such a Devastating Wrath of Pain™ (DWOP™), it make be WEEKS into Boards Survivor II before sjones & Pighead get a chance, IF AT ALL. There are no gaurantees or warranties in Boards survivor.

What on earth is all this about. Pigheads confused? Heres the proof.
So are you saying here that if Pighead continues to be an irritant you will let him in to the next round of Survivor II? Because as things stand Pigheads out. Hes got nigh on 30 votes and he is up **** creek without his trusty paddles. Could OFDM clarify his last post. Make the confusion go away.

Pighead

Raphael wrote:

Hang on a minute here. Giving sjones an unprecedented chance seems fair enough, but why the fuck should Pighead get a second chance. Because he's been whinging like a baby after half of boards decided to vote for him?

The way I see it he has more votes than any other contestant, and theyre all bar four from users who are perfectly within their rights to vote for him. Even without those four, he's still the least popular. So why should he get a chance, if more people want him out of the competition than anyone else. It's like making Dave McSavage host of the Late Late.

Listen pal you've fcuked LeRack. And worse still she dumped you. You're ramblings mean nothing. Now get out of here take out your picture of Le Rack and think about the good times. Oh and mind your own beeswax. Good lad

Ruu_Old

Let the Pighead V sjones battle begin!

Dooom

To continue my (never ending) battle with Ruu:

Do you honestly want Ruu in the next round? Or in the whole competition for that matter?
Take a look at the picture below, and think again (it needs loads of work..I know..).