Ah this is where i need to be

Black Swan

Springs from cat stance. "Kiyop!" Disarms Demetrius. Stands under bucket of dark Swiss chocolate. Hands him the string that tilts the can. Winks.:p

Demetrius

Starts to wash himself under a cascade of chocolate with a strawberry sponge. Massages a little cream into his scalp as shampoo.

Rub-a-dub-dub, this is about as erotic as it gets. Chocolate covered coffey.

Curtain-rail swishes back and SHE appears.

O-o.:D

Black Swan

Blue Lagoon stands covered head to toe in dark Swiss chocolate. Looks in mirror. "Could this be a new fashion statement?" muses. "Chocolate Goth!"

pantar_dubh

Lick, lick, lick...!:p

Demetrius

pantar_dubh wrote:

Lick, lick, lick...!:p

Seconds that. And thirds and fourths it too.;)

Black Swan

Reminds me of "Tongue-ee" in that terrible film spoof, "Kung Pow!"

Jules

melted mars bars and choco chip icecream, or anything by ben and jerry... oh dear lord i need a fix!!!!!!

takola

Ok that's it. I'm off to the shop. Regardless of the torrential rain! Chocolate..

Black Swan

What's a girl to do without chocolate?

Jules

just back from my neices 2nd birthday my lord rice crispy cakes all round, was brill!!!!

Black Swan

After all the talk of chocolate on this thread last night, ran out and bought some Swiss and ate too much! *holds tummy and growns*:(

Demetrius

Animal bars are my favouite. Guess what swirling choc motif I'm licking right now?

Jules

best chocolate bar ever invented......

Drifter.. its chocolately and chewy!!!!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Hell no, my fav right now is peanut moro... Mmm

Jules

what about the long lived starbar isnt the peanut moro just a rip off!!!

spacecoyote

star bars rule, as do the always classic Maccaroon bar, or a tasty double decker.

And if you needed to ruin your teeth and get pumped full of E-numbers, the mighty Stinger bar!!!!!!!

Jules

battle of the planets bar..... or the dan bar!!!! the chewy goodness

TomCo

jules80 wrote:

what about the long lived starbar isnt the peanut moro just a rip off!!!

Schhtar Bharr.


I like moro's, I like double deckers, I like twirls.

Jules

what is it with moros they are not all that special, mars delight!!! yyyuuuummmmmmmmyyyyyyy

Dg101

*Bursts into the thread, completely naked except for a thick coating of melted chocolate*

Who said chocolate!?

Jules

em chocolate cover person... i wanna lick the spoon

god im dirty minded...

fred back off!!!

Demetrius

Places spoon rightfully back where it belongs, under the sheets and consisting of two people.

Erm, leave the chocolate on it but Jules...stay away from that "spoon" and the chocolate that covers it

Jules

ok!

Dg101

*Walks off sadly, trailing chocolatey goo on the floor as he goes*

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Starbars are now called moro peanut...

//Looks at the person covered in chocolate....

How long have I been gone?

Dg101

*looks up hopefully, tries to say something but can't through all the chocolate in his mouth*

spacecoyote

*me, slaps Dg101 across the face with a wibbly wobbly wonder "woopaah"*

Jules

pokes sc in the back with a whopper bar!!!!

spacecoyote

OUCH, thats gonna leave a bruise. Thats it, you're never getting any pics of my sexy tush!!!

*me, sneaks up behind jules when her back is turned, pinches her bum and runs away giggling while feasting on giant buttons*

Jules

rubs her hiney, knows there is something a miss when she sees a trail of buttons.... em runs off to find sc and give him a hard grilling over the hiney incident!

spacecoyote

*me gives jules the space-puppydog eyes & offers to share my buttons by rolling them towards her with my nose a la lady & the tramp*

Jules

heart completely melts, ya could treat me like crap and id still come back to ya!!!! only cuz of the chocolate though!!!!

spacecoyote

i know, thats why i keep a permanant supply of selection boxes year round

Jules

you bad bad man, but still cant help myself, the thoughts of all year round selection boxes is too tempting.. and of course sc hiney... still waiting for those pics!

spacecoyote

well u better be a good girl (in a bad way) then!!!

Dg101

*Is in a coma from Wibbly Wobbly Wonder related injuries*

Jules

sprinkles a dib dab over Dg101 in hopes that its sherbertie goodness will awaken him or her!!!!

spacecoyote

Rolled into work today on a wagon wheel

Dg101

*Wakes up in a cloud of sherbert and starts frolicking around the room again*

Jules

ah the mighty dib dap works everytime!!!! morning people!!!

checks her sweet watch.. is that the time!! oh no im late.. eats the watch.. no sweet watch, cant tell the time... snuggles back into her chair and nibbles on her necklace!!!