The Pope and the Queen of England

biko

You probably have heard it before

The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. Her Majesty and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the Queen says to the Pope, “Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every English person in the crowd go wild?”

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the royal-gloved wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Englishman in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be out done by someone wearing a worse frock and hat than he, considers what he could do. “Your Majesty, that was impressive. But did you known that with just one little nod of my head I can make every Irish person in the crowd go crazy with joy?

This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice.” The Queen seriously doubts this, and says so - “One little nod of your head and all Irish people will rejoice forever? Show me.” So the Pope headbutts the old bitch!.

whassupp2

Great!!! (didn't hear it before)

county

good one:D

gramlab

Class

New pope looks scary enough to actually do it!

jobonar

Brilliant!! never heard that 1 before!

Kazu

brillant would make a good comedy sketch

dingding

Very good, had not heard this before.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Hahaha quality biko (He's blue )

AdrianR

Good oldie, but I reckon the old Celtic Rangers version was better.

TerrorFirmer

That's class, first time I've heard it too

JohnnySideburns

biko wrote:

So the Pope headbutts the Queen.

A classic. I've heard it before with a different last line, "So the Pope headbutts the Bitch" which I think is a funnier way to express it. But still, a good joke.

biko

JohnnySideburns wrote:

A classic. I've heard it before with a different last line, "So the Pope headbutts the Bitch" which I think is a funnier way to express it. But still, a good joke.

OP edited accordingly

MistressPandora

*claps hands in delight*

BRAVO!

Kojak

Excellent.