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Greatest Joke Of All Time

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  • 22-06-2006 2:07pm
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    jtsuited
    Registered Users Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭


    What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?

    About 2 seconds.


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    sei046
    Registered Users Posts: 2,110 ✭✭✭sei046


    You only have to punch the instructions into a drum machine once


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    jtsuited
    Registered Users Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭jtsuited


    that be a good one!!


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    eddyc
    Registered Users Posts: 360 ✭✭eddyc


    This man
    DannyCarey2.jpg


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    frobisher
    Registered Users Posts: 2,413 ✭✭✭frobisher


    jtsuited wrote:
    What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
    With a drum machine you only have to punch in the rythm once.


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    Diamondmaker
    Registered Users Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭Diamondmaker


    A drummer goes into a music shop to trade in his drume for a new instrument.
    He points at a guitar and goes" what that?" The clerk replies " its a guitar"
    Drummer gives it go and gets no satisfaction.
    He then point at an accordian and asks as to what it is again, to which he is answered, this too gives him no joy.
    At last something catches his eye that he recognises and he would love to try.
    He goes " Yes! Ill have that"...Clerk "sorry what?:confused: "
    "That red saxophone over there I could really dig that sh*t man"
    To which the clerk responds " thats a fire extinguisher!"

    Mild laugh..:)


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