England Supporters

Spastafarian

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway in Germany. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped 3 England Soccer Supporters. They're asking for a €10 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a gallon"

MrJoeSoap

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway in [Insert location here]. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped [Insert butt of joke here]. They're asking for a €10 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a gallon"

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Spastafarian

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway in Dystopia. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped MrJoeSoap. They're asking for a €10 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a gallon"

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MrJoeSoap

Now you're getting the hang of it!