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Geography of Men and Women

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  • 23-06-2006 1:56pm
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    JohnnySideburns
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    GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half
    discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
    fertile soil.

    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well
    developed and open to trade, especially for
    someone with cash

    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very
    hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently
    ageing but still warm and a desirable place to
    visit.

    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
    with a glorious and all conquering past.

    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia,
    lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very
    wide with borders now unpatrolled

    After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful,
    with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....only
    those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
    spiritual knowledge visit there.


    GEOGRAPHY OF MEN

    Between 1 and 70, a man is like the USA. Ruled by
    a dick.


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    #2
    TerrorFirmer
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    lmao @ the Geography of men - Have not seen that part before!!


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