Two couples were playing poker one evening

tvbrat · 25-06-2006 5:16am #1

Hi dont think this has been posted yet

Two couples were playing poker one evening.

Scott accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down
under the table to pick them up, he noticed Billy's wife, Sue, wasn't
wearing any underwear under her dress!

Shocked by this, Scott upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on
the table and emerged red-faced. Later, Scott went to the kitchen to get
some refreshments. Billy's wife followed and asked, "Did you see
anything that you liked under there?"

Surprised by her boldness, Scott courageously admitted that, well indeed
he did.

She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of
this offer, Scott confirms that he is interested. She tells him that
since her husband Billy works Friday afternoons and as Scott doesn't, he
should be at her house around 2 p.m.

Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around Scott showed up at Billy's house at 2 p.m.
sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the
bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.

Scott then quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Billy came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the
house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did Scott come by the house this
afternoon?"

With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a
few minutes this afternoon."

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did
he give you $500?"

In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering
her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500".

Billy, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
"Good, I was hoping he did. Scott came by the office this morning and
borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
afternoon on his way home and pay me back."

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player !