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Really Really Cheezy Jokes

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  • 26-06-2006 4:39pm
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    trillianv
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    Two Mexicans are crawling through the desert close to death from hunger when one of them spots a tree in the distance. As they get nearer they see that it's draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon, crispy bacon, juicy bacon, all sorts of bacon. "hey José" says the first Mexican "ees a bacon tree! we're saved"


    So José goes ahead and runs up to the tree. as he is within five feet of it he is gunned down in a hail of bullets. his friend drops down to the sand and yells across to the dying man: " José, José que pasa, hombre?"


    With his last breath José calls out
    "Ugh, run, amigo,run - ees not a bacon tree,
    ees a ham bush" . :D:D


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    kikel
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    CHEEZY alright


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    #3
    trillianv
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    C'mon I know someone else has a cheezy joke....


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    jobonar
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    trillianv wrote:
    Two Mexicans are crawling through the desert close to death from hunger when one of them spots a tree in the distance. As they get nearer they see that it's draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon, crispy bacon, juicy bacon, all sorts of bacon. "hey José" says the first Mexican "ees a bacon tree! we're saved"


    So José goes ahead and runs up to the tree. as he is within five feet of it he is gunned down in a hail of bullets. his friend drops down to the sand and yells across to the dying man: " José, José que pasa, hombre?"


    With his last breath José calls out
    "Ugh, run, amigo,run - ees not a bacon tree,
    ees a ham bush" . :D:D

    such a bad joke!!


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    xzanti
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    Gave me a chuckle anyway... Don't mind them TrillianV :D


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    Plug
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    trillianv wrote:
    C'mon I know someone else has a cheezy joke....
    Why are pirates called pirates?
    Cause they arggggg.


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    Lust4Life
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    10 for originality!!!!


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    #8
    trillianv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭trillianv


    I can laugh I am half-Mexican....so I found it funny. It's a terrible joke though :D


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    trillianv
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    Plug wrote:
    Why are pirates called pirates?
    Cause they arggggg.

    Now that is cheezy but I love it!!!!!!!!!


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    Cake Fiend
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    It's supposed to be two frenchmen, so he can say "eet eez an 'am bush".


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    #11
    trillianv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭trillianv


    Mexicans (Spanish) don't really say the H either. Latin based languages same basis.


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    folan
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    I like it! Heard the french versionn first but still funny!

    Cheesey jokes eh! Thats just bad ones right!
    this ones terrible. my lil sister told me it.

    Two peanuts walked down the road and one was asalted.


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    #13
    trillianv
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    HAHA..I like that one...it's absolutely dreadful!


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    Plug
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    2 lads walking down the street, one says to the other weres your manners?
    He replies "down the road picking up sh!t"


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