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Dog Pet Peeves

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  • 26-06-2006 8:06pm
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    trillianv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭


    Dog peeves about humans

    1. Passing gas and blaming it on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!

    2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A DOG, YOU NUMBSKULL!

    3 Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
    whose walk is this anyway?

    4 Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

    5 Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
    your stuff up when you're not home.

    6 The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog!
    Woooo-Hooooooo! Oh, what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

    7 Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I
    freak out every time we go back!

    8 Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I
    haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

    9 Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

    10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the
    truth, you're just jealous.

    Now lay off me on some of these things, We both know who's boss here (you
    don't see me picking up your poop, do you?).


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    eiretamicha
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    LOL!! That's hilarious! :p


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    FranknFurter
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    Love-it! :D
    Oh, you forgot........


    When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.

    How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)

    Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet...Why'd you buy carpet?

    When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?

    lol

    b


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