Beer beer beer

Terry

connundrum, sjones and myself will be having a contest to see which of us can drink the most pints.
should be interesting.
we'll be the three completely hammered guys in the corner when you all arrive.

also, i'll have no problem accepting the wooden spoon.

scojones

This is true, it should be priceless (for everyone else I might add).

Terry

i'm a pub philosopher.
anyone who wants to know everything about nothing can talk to me.

scojones

I might hold you to that.

Heyes

That is of course if you two can keep up with the ladies of the board... rumour has it you are both little lightweights

Trojan

Wow that recorded beers was tame... just as well we didn't record some of the previous beers in The White Horse!

Threads of previous beers:

http://www.boards.ie/wiki/index.php/Boards_Beer

scojones

Heyes wrote:

That is of course if you two can keep up with the ladies of the board... rumour has it you are both little lightweights

Oooh, do we have another contestant then?

Heyes

sjones wrote:

Oooh, do we have another contestant then?

Contestant for what, i dont see any competition

scojones

Heyes wrote:

Contestant for what, i dont see any competition

Open your eyes my dear!

julep wrote:

connundrum, sjones and myself will be having a contest to see which of us can drink the most pints.
should be interesting.
we'll be the three completely hammered guys in the corner when you all arrive.

also, i'll have no problem accepting the wooden spoon.

Terry

sjones wrote:

I might hold you to that.

last night in the pub my friend told me that he wore a hat because he didn't want to get a cold. i went on to inform him, in great detail, that you can't get a cold from being rained on because the common cold is a virus. i went on about this for about 5 minutes.
i guarantee that i can out bore anyone here.

scojones

julep wrote:

last night in the pub my friend told me that he wore a hat because he didn't want to get a cold. i went on to inform him, in great detail, that you can't get a cold from being rained on because the common cold is a virus. i went on about this for about 5 minutes.
i guarantee that i can out bore anyone here.

Haha, this is going to be the best session ever.

Heyes

sjones wrote:

Open your eyes my dear!

I was been sarcastic little jones , i basically ment didnt see it as a challenge. anywho.... lol....

Terry

Heyes wrote:

Contestant for what, i dont see any competition

heyes, i will reimburse you for every cent you spend on drink if you can out drink me.

this offer is not open to anyone else and the drinking contest is purely for bragging rights in the boards records thread.

Heyes

julep wrote:

heyes, i will reimburse you for every cent you spend on drink if you can out drink me.

this offer is not open to anyone else and the drinking contest is purely for bragging rights in the boards records thread.

time will tell...

ill decide on the first drink you have to consume...

Terry

Heyes wrote:

time will tell...

ill decide on the first drink you have to consume...

no deal, Mccutcheon.
it's beer only. i don't drink anything else.
if anyone sees me drinking vodka, i suggest they run as fast as they can before they get arrested with me.

scojones

Heyes wrote:

time will tell...

ill decide on the first drink you have to consume...

Ah none of that rubbish now. We're not drinking pints of everything. It's just pints and that's it, no shots or any of that malarky.

I once did a tab run, where I drank a pint of everything in a bar, that was horrible.

Heyes

julep wrote:

no deal, Mccutcheon.
it's beer only. i don't drink anything else.
if anyone sees me drinking vodka, i suggest they run as fast as they can before they get arrested with me.

mccutcheon ?! .....

Ah dam, i dont drink beer, its bulmers or anything else really....

sjones wrote:

Ah none of that rubbish now. We're not drinking pints of everything. It's just pints and that's it, no shots or any of that malarky.

I once did a tab run, where I drank a pint of everything in a bar, that was horrible.

lol...

Terry

ok. pints of bulmers for heyes.
budweiser or coors light for me.

Heyes

I so know whats gonna happen lol :rolleyes:

Terry

what?
the four of us get completely wasted, lose our inhibitions and end up having a foursome on the steps of the central bank?

scojones

julep wrote:

ok. pints of bulmers for heyes.
budweiser or coors light for me.

Coors light? Ah bloody hell man. I'll be on the heineken for a while, then I'll be switching to bullmers after about 8 pints of heineken. That's when the fun starts.

Heyes

julep wrote:

what?
the four of us get completely wasted, lose our inhibitions and end up having a foursome on the steps of the central bank?

Sounds about right* lol


*joke

Hugh Hefner

How do people drink so much and not just spend their entire night pissing and running back and forth from the toilet?

GrumPy

Hugh Hefner wrote:

How do people drink so much and not just spend their entire night pissing and running back and forth from the toilet?

I piss like hell during a night out

LadyJ

Irish GrumPy wrote:

I piss like hell during a night out

Me too.

Yay!

Creamy Goodness

Irish GrumPy wrote:

I piss like hell during a night out

it's just like pringles, once you pop you can't stop.

stepbar

I can deposit my piss til I really need to... big bladder I ave

Scraggs

Hugh Hefner wrote:

How do people drink so much and not just spend their entire night pissing and running back and forth from the toilet?

So young ...so much to learn:D

Nevyn

/me goes looking to nerd pisc of all the posters in this last page to avoid them :P

GrumPy

Thaedydal wrote:

/me goes looking to nerd pisc of all the posters in this last page to avoid them :P

Bladder problems scare you?

Dathai

monkeyfudge wrote:

I think I'll leave my cat at home this time around... Peachypants didn't like her at all.

Remember the monkey...I'll remember the lube..

Nevyn

Looks like a venue has been sorted

Do go to the new thread to say that you will be there.
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=51738320#post51738320

Trojan wrote:

Hi all,

Venue has been booked for the next boards beer - we've got the top floor of Messrs Maguire - it's undergoing redecoration at the moment so we should be the first to make use of the new decor[1]!

Boards Beers are a great place to meet everyone you talk to online and have the craic over a pint. Everyone (of legal age) is welcome!

Find out how we got on in previous years at the Boards Beers wiki page

We'd like everyone who's going, even the regulars, to reply with attendence so that we have a rough idea of numbers. Please DO THIS!

Degsy

Great stuff..i'm like,soo there!!

projectmayhem

i'd like to go but i said i'd go to a previous one and never went...

Heyes

yeah ill be there to watch sjones and julep fail dismaly at there drinking comp


yeah yeah i know they wont fail :rolleyes:

Hermione*

Beerage coincides with my birthday, I still can't decide whether that means I'll be there or not ... at the moment, I'm veering towards not, but then again, I may just have my birthday drinking at Messrs and combine the two ...

IvaBigWun

Shouldnt this be in Events?

Ruu_Old

IvaBigWun wrote:

Shouldnt this be in Events?

There is already a thread in Events regarding this but this one was put here so users could find it easier and then go vote for the date in the Events thread so its fine here.

IvaBigWun

Ruu wrote:

There is already a thread in Events regarding this but this one was put here so users could find it easier and then go vote for the date in the Events thread so its fine here.

So it'll get a bigger audience? Doesnt this go against WWM's latest gripe?

Nevyn

IvaBigWun if you a a problem with the thread use the report posts function.

IvaBigWun

Done.

Giblet

This is for a boards event which is open to everyone on boards, I'm allowing it.

Terry

i get the feeling ivabigwun was just arguing for the sake of it.
the reason for this thread being here was explained earlier.

anyway, back to the matter at hand.
i will be abstaining from alcohol until the event because of the 30 hour bender i went on last week and the events of saturday night.
by the 12th i will be gasping for a pint and will be well prepared to take on sjones.
who was the third?

Pighead

julep wrote:

by the 12th i will be gasping for a pint and will be well prepared to take on sjones.
who was the third?

Pighead believes it was connundrum. Although in fairness to you I can see why you forgot him. The lads not a drinker and for today only you can get 10/1 with Piggy Power on him winning the Boards Beer Challenge.
julep is currently the 4/6 favourite with sjones an appetising 5/2.

Terry

with odds like that, it could be worth throwing the contest and letting connundrum win.

Pighead

julep wrote:

with odds like that, it could be worth throwing the contest and letting connundrum win.

Piggy Powers Terms and Conditions state that the winner must have drank at least 4 pints and will not have ejected vomit before these 4 pints. As a former lover of connundrum Pighead knows connundrum will not reach these dizzy heights of drinking. Fcuk it connundrums out to 16's now.

Heyes

hmmmm although i do think it will be a close call, i do think julep might win this one.

ST*

Well you won't. 2 pints in and your all giggles in the corner.

Terry

don't put money on me yet.
sjones may surprise us all.

Heyes

ST* wrote:

Well you won't. 2 pints in and your all giggles in the corner.

Alas soo true, if you hear giggling away you can most guarantee its me... however thats if ya can actually hear me over the roar from a loon yappering away... loon a.k.a. st