The TRUE Story of Jack and Jill.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jack pulled down his pants.
Jill said, "What's that?"
Jack said, "I don't know."
Jill pulled down her pants and
Jack said "EWE!! What's that?"
Jill said, "I don't know."
And then they went home.

Later on, Jill went to her mom
and pulled down her pants.
Jill said, "mommy, what is that?"
and her mom said,
"that's your garage,
never ever let a car park on your garage."
Jack went to his dad and pulled down his pants.
Jack said, "daddy, whats this?"
His dad said
"That's your car,
don't park a car in anyone's garage till you're older."

The next day Jack and Jill went up the hill again.
Jack pulled down his pants and Jill said,
"Ewe, what IS that?
Jack said, "That's my car,
I'm not so posed to park my car in anyone's garage."
Jill pulled down her pants and Jack said
"Ewe, what IS that?
Jill said, " that's my garage,
I'm not so posed to let any car park in my garage."
And then they went home.

Jill's mom saw Jill come in and asked
why she had blood all over her hands.
Jill says, "Jack tried to park his car
in my garage so I ripped off his back tires!!"

Oriel

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xzanti

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Plug

LOL:D
EDIT: some people just don't get it:rolleyes:
EDIT AGAIN: She ripped the balls off him.

jobonar

every bloke who reads that will:-

a) grab balls with the thoughts of the and make a face

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OR

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b) cross his legs and shudder!

poor jack!!!

Plug

Being there, done that, got the T-shirt:D
This off topic but just imigine putting them in a vice:D OUCH

jobonar

Plug wrote:

This off topic but just imigine putting them in a vice:D OUCH

eh lets not imagine that!

GLaDOS

Oh god

Capt'n Midnight

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jill came down with half a crown *
and now they have a daughter


* two and six in real money.