Obligatory Beckham joke

scrattletrap · 29-06-2006 5:18pm #1

David Beckham decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience.

He mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace as Posh stands back in admiration, but then he begins to slip from the saddle. In terror he grabs the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. He tries to throw his arms around the horse's neck, but he slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, he gives up his frail grasp and he attempts to leap away from the horse and throw himself to safety.

Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the stirrup, now he is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head is struck against the ground over and over.

Posh stands there frantic, unable to do anything to help as his head is battered against the ground.

He is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to his great fortune.....

The Woolworth's security guard sees him, leans over, and unplugs the horse.

brid_m · 29-06-2006 5:43pm

I love that joke.. here's another one!

David was playin a game for Man U (i know..out of date!!) but he wasnt playing very well. At the end of the match Alex Ferguson calls him into his office.
"Whats wrong David, you weren't playing well at all?!"
David replies "I know and i'm sorry, but i'm having problems at home"
"What kind of problems? Is Victoria and the kids alright??" says Fergie
"Oh yeah they're fine! You see.. the other day Posh brought home this puzzle"...
"All this over a puzzle?????"
But i've been trying to put it together for ages, but the pieces wont fit together at all!!!
Fergie, desperate for his player to be on top form says
"Right. Bring that puzzle in tomorrow, all the pieces, and the box, and we'll sort this out!
So the next day, bright and early, David heads to Fergie's office with the puzzle. He pours all the pieces out on to the table and turns to Fergie and says
"See! Its a really good picture, and all the pieces are there.. but they just dont fit!!
To which Fergie solemnly replies....
David....... put the Frosties back into the box!!