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I'm gonna ask my boss to blow me in the jacks

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    No joy.

    I went into her office and said I wanted to discuss something important. Essentially I told her that she was very attractive and I always had a certain fantasy involving the two of us.
    She asked me to elaborate and when I suggested adjourning to the jacks she gave a broad smile and said 'I couldn't possibly do that'.

    That threw me a bit so I offered to reverse the proposition. Sadly she declined that too stating that 'She was in a long-term relationship and it wouldn't be fair on him'.

    She's said she wouldn't hold it against me and was quite flattered.
    I'm having going away drinks after work and she still thinks she'll be able to make it.

    So - there may still be hope!

    What are the odds she reads boards.ie and has been waiting for you to dare try ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    to the jacks she gave a broad smile and said 'I couldn't possibly do that'.

    At that point did you hear a "Cha ching! Cha Ching" sound? or was it more like a jackpot machine?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,326 ✭✭✭Zapp Brannigan


    Thaedydal wrote:
    What are the odds she reads boards.ie and has been waiting for you to dare try ?
    It's her!!! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭jobonar


    Some balls i tell ya!! i'm shocked at her reaction!! thought ya would have been removed by security and yet she's still going to your farewell drinks??! crazy shit!!! buy her a drink or 2 and ask her again!! ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Brian Capture


    LadyJ wrote:
    If this is true then some women really disappoint me.

    Why?

    She refused. She is in a relationship and doesn't want to be unfaithful. I was unaware of this before I asked her.

    Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
    The fact that she didn't overreact by calling security, kicking me in the balls etc says a lot about her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,934 ✭✭✭egan007


    LadyJ wrote:
    If this is true then some women really disappoint me.


    Why? Because she want's it too?
    She's the boss remember

    even in this hypothetical situation ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,566 ✭✭✭GrumPy


    Teheheeee :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,716 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    I hate to break this to everyone but it's of course made up. In fact, it's not even made up, it's just stolen: http://www.thumped.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=37864&highlight=gonna+ask+my+boss.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Thaedydal wrote:
    What are the odds she reads boards.ie and has been waiting for you to dare try ?

    Brian's Boss - If your reading...... Give the guy a decent going away presesnt
    stick8ui.gif


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Brian Capture


    Earthhorse wrote:
    I hate to break this to everyone but it's of course made up. In fact, it's not even made up, it's just stolen: http://www.thumped.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=37864&highlight=gonna+ask+my+boss.

    *yawn*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Why?

    She refused. She is in a relationship and doesn't want to be unfaithful. I was unaware of this before I asked her.

    Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
    The fact that she didn't overreact by calling security, kicking me in the balls etc says a lot about her.

    I could understand this reaction if you hadn't asked her for head in a toilet and had just said you liked her etc. but I'd have asked you to leave on the grounds that it's a workplace and I'm not a hooker.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,716 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    *yawn*

    Feeling tired?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Brian Capture


    LadyJ wrote:
    I could understand this reaction if you hadn't asked her for head in a toilet and had just said you liked her etc. but I'd have asked you to leave on the grounds that it's a workplace and I'm not a hooker.

    No money would have changed hands.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Brian Capture


    Earthhorse wrote:
    Feeling tired?

    Insomnia.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭jobonar


    Insomnia.
    Insomnia's a terrible thing!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 776 ✭✭✭Narcissus


    jobonar wrote:
    Insomnia's a terrible thing!

    so is bull****tery.

    for the gullible:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054944334&referrerid=59211&highlight=mermaid


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    for the love of god....


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