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weather report

  • 01-07-2006 11:36AM
    #1
    RoyalMarine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭


    40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    People in Ireland sunbathe.

    35 degrees - Italian cars won't start.
    People in Ireland drive with the windows down.

    20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
    People in Ireland throw on a T-shirt.

    15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state.
    People in Ireland go swimming in the sea.

    0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on.
    People in Ireland have a last barby before it gets cold.

    -10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct.
    People in Ireland lick flagpoles.

    -20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico.
    People in Ireland throw on a light jacket.

    -100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    People in Ireland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.

    -297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt. Irish cows
    complain of farmers with cold hands.

    -460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops.
    People in Ireland start saying "It's a bitin cold ...? "

    -500 degrees - Hell freezes over.
    Irish people support England in the World Cup


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