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Sham slang.

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  • 05-07-2006 8:41pm
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    Sham Slang
    For All u people who like me don't understand half the **** they say. I love no 36. creamcrackers = knackers

    PART 1: EXPRESSIONS

    1) C'mere = Excuse me

    2) I will yeah! = no!

    3) What's the story fella? = how are you?

    4) hows the form? = hows it hanging?:

    5) You would yeah! = You wouldn't dare!

    6) Here la = here you are

    7) There la = it's over there / look over there

    8) State a him la = He looks bad

    9) (Ah / Awe) now sham = that's good

    10) I claim ya = I would really like to engage in a fight with you.

    11) Pure = very

    12) Two ****s = care

    13) Couldn't give two ****s = I don't care

    14) Like = this word is used at least once in every Cork sentence. E.g.

    Ah know like you understand don't ya?

    15) Like eh = Used as a hesitation at the start of a sentence.

    16) Nawful (he's a nawful langer) = terrible

    17) Bate = beat up, used with da ****. E.g. I'll bate da **** outa ya

    18) Have a lash off = have a go

    19) Lash into hash = Smoke cannabis

    20) Be wide = be careful

    21) Scetch = There's someone coming (be wide)

    22) Be doggy wide = be extra careful

    23) How bad bhoy = good

    24) Bhoy (pronounced-by biya) = man / person. Not necessarily a Celt.

    25) A trip in the white van = A trip in an ambulance

    26) Meet = get off wid/snog/kiss with tounges

    27) Story? = hi whats up? (usually sed before the word kid!!!!
    ) eg. Story Kid?

    PART 2: NOUNS & VERBS

    26) Brasser / stella / tramp / trollup / whore bag prostitute

    27) Stella = Girl who wears her hair up in bob, chews on gum, has

    earings the size of hulla hoops, and are mostly norries (see no.71)

    28) Jammy Rag = a tampon

    29) Steamer / bender / queer / ass-bandit / **** / puff / gaylord =

    homosexual
    29 b) Hairy = Child molester / peodaphile or old person /

    experienced person

    30) Blouse = Steamer ( ya ****in' blouse)

    31) Wan / bure = female

    32) Young wan = female child

    33) Fella / fein / feeno / your man = male

    34) Small fella = Male child

    35) Mam / dad / ole man / ole laid / oul fella / oul wan = mother/father

    36) Lulla / subla / din-din / a suck / cream crackers

    = knackers

    37) Apache = joyrider

    38) Salk = stolen car

    39) Sham = young male / hard man or knacker

    40) Sham-feen = macho / hard-man

    41) Snout / gonker / snoz = nose

    42) Gib / gap / gant / gearbox / pussy / bush / muff vagina

    43) Pussy = chicken **** or **** (see no.29)

    44) Langer / langerdan: prick

    45) Gowl (Ghoul) = Stupid person

    46) Gimp = Feckin eejit

    47) Gimpy walk = person with the mousy walk (wabbling from side to side)

    48) Fifty = Stood up

    49) Poppies / tatties = Potatoes

    50) Yolkes = ecstasy

    51) Duby / chatnospoof = hash

    52) a nodge = small bit of hash

    53) a knock = a lump of hash of any size

    54) A deal = 10 pounds worth of hash

    55) A score = 20 pounds worth of hash

    56) Shades / law / blue bottles / pigs / = Gardai

    57) Two-bulb / shade mo-beal (awe now feen pull a leggar) = squad car

    58) Pig stie = Garda station

    59) Speedy = Garda motorbike

    60) Gatch = walk

    61) Snobby **** / **** = well-off person

    62) Gammy = deformed

    63) Jag / doing a line / jaggin / meetin a wan /with / scoring = going

    out with

    64) Gatt / lush / drink = alcholic beverages

    65) Gattin / on the piss / gettin langers / pintin / on the ear = going

    drinkin(in a pub)

    66) Bushin = going drinkin on the street

    67) Reef / reefin / mangle = beat up / beating up

    68) Lamp / skanse / la = look

    69) Droppin / Wizz = need to piss

    70) Hangin = Need a fag

    71) Wah / Whacker: scumbag

    72) Norrie = Person from Northside of the City.

    73) Frame / kit = woman's body

    74) Flaa = good lookin' girl

    75) Feak = see no.73

    76) Is she feakin' = is she ****able

    77) Drain the weasel / go for a slash / take a piss urinate somewhere

    PART 3 : PLACE NAMES

    78) Grawn: Gurranabraher

    79) Knocka: Knocknaheeney

    80) Mahn: Mahon

    81) da Han: Ballyphehane

    82) Tokor: Togher

    83) da Glen: The Glen

    84) Pana: St. Patrick Street

    85) Flying bottle: The HolyHill Inn

    86) da Peace Park: Bishop Lucey Park

    87) Clon: Clonakilty

    88) Crosser = Crosshaven

    89) da Cross = Turners Cross

    90) Golden Wheely bin land = Douglas

    91) Fanny city = Grange (the women r ment ta b unbelievable up there)

    92) The smell = The halting site

    93) Da field= mayfield

    PART 4 : HOUSE THINGS

    93) Gaff = house

    94) Free Gaff / Free G = house where the parent r absent (party at the gaff)

    95) Scoot on = This is what u say to faggots who show up at your party
    uninvited


    PART 5 : SAYINGS

    96) She got a Slap of the ugly stick = She's an ugly bitch

    97) Ya mog = you ugly person (no gender necessary)

    98) Ya dirty rotten dying bastard = Somebody who farted in the company

    of feaks

    99) I'll drop ya = I will knock you out with one punch

    100) Good ****in' luccckkk = good bye, see ya soon

    Part 2 coming soon:D


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