Shrek And Donkey

The Bollox · 06-07-2006 5:57pm #1

Rooney = Shrek

? = Donkey

I have heard a lot of people refering to two footie players as Shrek and Donkey, who is Donkey?

Rikand · 06-07-2006 5:58pm

Van Nistlerooy, i believe is referred to as donkey

MisterAnarchy · 06-07-2006 6:01pm

Emile Heskey is Donkey

Guy:Incognito · 06-07-2006 6:08pm

MisterAnarchy wrote:

Emile Heskey is Donkey

No Emile heskey plays like a donkey. RVN is donkey because he looks like one (or a horse, but theres no shrek and horsey)

MisterAnarchy · 06-07-2006 6:10pm

Here is the proof

Pigman II · 06-07-2006 6:14pm

Ronaldo is Princess Fiona.

PHB · 06-07-2006 6:17pm

Shrek and Donkey used to refer to Rooney and Heskey, but I ain't heard it in a while.

Big Ears · 06-07-2006 6:20pm

MisterAnarchy wrote:

Here is the proof

Ive seen one like that except with Van Nistelrooy in place of Heskey .

Creamy Goodness · 06-07-2006 6:24pm

i would of said donkey was rio ferdinand

zAbbo · 06-07-2006 6:25pm

PHB wrote:

Shrek and Donkey used to refer to Rooney and Heskey, but I ain't heard it in a while.

It was always Rooney and RVN, weird you never knew that

Pigman II · 06-07-2006 6:31pm

I guess for the forseeable future 'Shrek+Donkey' works for England 4-4-2 no matter who Rooney plays with.

Mr. Presentable · 06-07-2006 6:31pm

The Leeds fans used to sing it to RVN

"face like a donkey
he's got a face like a donkey
face like a dooonkey
he's got a face like a donkey"

To the tune of "Guantanamera"

The Bollox · 06-07-2006 6:33pm

oh, I thought it was Ronaldinho, but remember hearing about a tabloid picture with two football players walking around the pitch, and the caption read "Shrek and Donkey are surveying the pitch" or something like that, and couldn't see a time when Rooney and Ronaldinho would pair up like that