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Cork Women...

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  • 07-07-2006 2:07pm
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    PowerHouseDan
    Registered Users Posts: 6,659 ✭✭✭


    These are insulting but funny all the same:

    1. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and Bosco?

    You can only get one hand up Bosco.



    2. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a refrigerator?

    A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it.



    3. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a condom?

    You only use a condom once.



    4. What's the difference between getting piles and breaking off an engagement with a Cork Girl?

    When the piles clear up you get your ring back.



    5. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and Lionel Ritchie?

    Lionel Ritchie doesn't bleach his moustache.



    6. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a fish and chip shop?

    You can't get crabs in a fish and chip shop.



    7. What's the difference between a Cork girl and a plate of spaghetti?

    A plate of spaghetti moves when you eat it.



    8. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a supermarket trolley?

    A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.



    9. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a washing machine?

    You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.



    10. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and The Titanic?

    Fewer people went down on the Titanic.



    11. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a carpenter?

    A Cork Girl has longer nails.



    12. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a German Shepherd dog?

    Lip gloss.



    13. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and TnaG?

    Only 40% of IRELAND can pick up TnaG.



    14. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a Club 18-30 holiday?

    On the Club 18-30 holiday there's only a 98% chance of sex


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    poggy
    Registered Users Posts: 264 ✭✭poggy


    any cork woman sees that ur dead:)
    all the same 10 is a clasic!!


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    deise_boi
    Registered Users Posts: 385 ✭✭deise_boi


    :D:D Brilliant :D:D


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    MistressPandora
    Registered Users Posts: 417 ✭✭MistressPandora


    I heard those jokes years ago, but instead of Cork girls, it was Essex girls.
    Still good though!


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    dinjo
    Registered Users Posts: 270 ✭✭dinjo


    eh, aren't you from cork dan ? mocking your own people..... thats not cool !


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    PowerHouseDan
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    I am sure they will get over it...


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    looder
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    6. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a fish and chip shop?

    You can't get crabs in a fish and chip shop

    LOL


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    Dizzyblabla
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    PowerHouseDan wrote:
    I am sure they will get over it...
    no... I'm scarred for life..


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    county
    Registered Users Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    very funny indeed:)


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    PowerHouseDan
    Registered Users Posts: 6,659 ✭✭✭PowerHouseDan


    The above is for everyone cept DizzyBlabla


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    Kojak
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    Classic stuff. :D


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    The Free Man
    Registered Users Posts: 1,122 ✭✭✭The Free Man


    rofl @ lipgloss.


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    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Thought the first one was brilliant:D


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    Diddy Kong
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    4. What's the difference between getting piles and breaking off an engagement with a Cork Girl?

    When the piles clear up you get your ring back.

    pure genius


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    Deer
    Registered Users Posts: 592 ✭✭✭Deer


    PowerHouseDan wrote:
    1. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and Bosco?

    You can only get one hand up Bosco.





    Excuse me - I do my pelvic floors :mad:

    I demand a retraction on the insinuation that cork girls are donuts!


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    GAAman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    PowerHouseDan wrote:

    8. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a supermarket trolley?

    A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.



    9. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a washing machine?

    You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.

    Legend man!!!! :D


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    jobonar
    Registered Users Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭jobonar


    Brilliant!! :D:D


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    netwhizkid
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    It's funny because they are from Cork.

    those langers :D:D


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    Dermington
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    MistressPandora wrote:
    I heard those jokes years ago, but instead of Cork girls, it was Essex girls.
    Still good though!

    Yes but nobody knows where the f*ck essex is


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    fuzzywiggle
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    hahah number 12. Lipgloss.


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    GAA widow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭GAA widow


    Maybe on your side of the river :p


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