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  • 07-07-2006 5:17pm
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    jackfish
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    Great Soap

    Dear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent detergent you have!
    I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was
    the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact,
    about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My
    inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how
    clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.One
    thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new
    white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and
    to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact,
    the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told
    me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney
    called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the
    disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is
    bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again,
    for having a great product! Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty
    bag people...


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