Girls Indoor Football

Riamfada

Usher has great baps !

singingstranger

Scraggs wrote:

Sorry to drag this thread even further off topic ...but does anyone else think that yer wan in the pink bikini above looks creepily like Usher?

Now that you say it... eep!

I'd have been up for mixed Boardies soccer if I wasn't going to be about 1200 miles away next year...

Het-Field

Well if the gurls are woofters i dont want to see them near the pitch. The only thing about Keira Knightley going topless is that in her present form she has a flatter chest than I.

My Sexy Eleven

1.Anniston
2.Joli
3.Kournikova
4.Longoria
5.Sharapova
6.Chastain
7.Aguilera
8.Caprice
9.Andersson
10.Knightley
11.Holmes

Riamfada

Paddy, boards was never sexualised until you came here and I like it this way.




For the Record

Keira Knightly
Portia DiRossa
Rachel Weiz
Famke Janssen
Emma Ledden

ftw

elmyra

Actually yeah Scraggs....ewww!

Very unimpressed with SS's lack of dedication, surely you'll be flying back at some point? On a plane I mean...

Also there's no damn way you're all getting a top ten without me, so

I the following:
1. Dara O'Briain
2. Luke Wilson
3. Librocop
4. Robert Arkins (the guy from The Commitments)
5. Heath Ledger
6. Hugh Jackman
7. Christopher Plummer minus about sixty years in age
8. Chris Moyles
9. Ray D'arcy
10. Benjamin MacKenzie

hullaballoo

Right, we've had our fun. Get this back on topic quick smart.

panda100

hullaballoo wrote:

Right, we've had our fun. Get this back on topic quick smart.

I propose a girls versus boys ucd boards footie match at the beginning of next year....and we might as well make it intresting and place some sort of wager on it...Like the rebeca loos(ers) get to wear outfits for a day of the winners choice (I think grimes would look look lovely in that pink bikini modelled by the usher lookalike at the top of the page;) )

Are the boys up for it or are they too chicken to face the talent which is us ucd girls??

elmyra

Fantastic idea, but you girls had better be good to make up for me.

/me watches Bend It Like Beckham for tips.

dajaffa

We (girls) could take em

Sangre

God I hate trying to play any sort of games with girls. You're so lame at everything. Worst part is you don't even try. Oh no sweating isn't ladylike!!

Riamfada

Okay I want to play the girls v boys football in UCD . Sure we can do it early in sepember when the weather is still good , we can use the fields by roebuck.

Sorted.

5 a side .

elmyra

Sangre wrote:

God I hate trying to play any sort of games with girls. You're so lame at everything. Worst part is you don't even try. Oh no sweating isn't ladylike

That and the very real and ever present threat of breaking a nail.

Riamfada

bit at least they will look pretty in their little colour coded outfits.

Het-Field

Ok id be up for a game. Ill be the goalkeeper. Seb The Bum can be the striker and Grimes can be the centre back. In Spetember we shall hld trials for full backs, midfieldres and another striker.

Rules
-Women must wear Nike Sports Bra made famous by Knightley and Chastain
-No Woofters Need Apply
-No D4 Women can apply, they look stupid when they play football
-No Feminists need Apply. They will ruin the fun for everybody
-No Finna Failers/ Fine Gaelers/Labourites/Socialists/Communists/White Supremacists/Green Party/Sinners/Bolton FANS need apply
-No Philosophy/Sociology/Economics/ English/Italian/Law/Science Students Need Apply
-No Friends of Science Bum/ Matt The Jap Need Apply
-No Fans of kevin Kilbane Need Apply
-No Fans of Dr Dre need apply
-Nobody who uses the Number 17/48A/3/2/1/15f/11/11A need apply
-Nobody who picks KFC over McDonalds Need Apply
-Nobody who toebogs need apply
-Nobody wwho prefers the Student Bar over the Centre Club need Apply
-Anybody Who Didnt Vote For Me In Last years SU Elections Neednt apply

Jonny Arson

Women + football = bouncy boobs

I'm up for a game

Jonny Arson

Het-Field wrote:

Ok id be up for a game. Ill be the goalkeeper. Seb The Bum can be the striker and Grimes can be the centre back. In Spetember we shall hld trials for full backs, midfieldres and another striker.

Rules
-Women must wear Nike Sports Bra made famous by Knightley and Chastain
-No Woofters Need Apply
-No D4 Women can apply, they look stupid when they play football
-No Feminists need Apply. They will ruin the fun for everybody
-No Finna Failers/ Fine Gaelers/Labourites/Socialists/Communists/White Supremacists/Green Party/Sinners/Bolton FANS need apply
-No Philosophy/Sociology/Economics/ English/Italian/Law/Science Students Need Apply
-No Friends of Science Bum/ Matt The Jap Need Apply
-No Fans of kevin Kilbane Need Apply
-No Fans of Dr Dre need apply
-Nobody who uses the Number 17/48A/3/2/1/15f/11/11A need apply
-Nobody who picks KFC over McDonalds Need Apply
-Nobody who toebogs need apply
-Nobody wwho prefers the Student Bar over the Centre Club need Apply
-Anybody Who Didnt Vote For Me In Last years SU Elections Neednt apply

- No woman with a cup size of under 36DD need apply

elmyra

Dammit but for the English student part I was eligible! *shakes fist*

Riamfada

-no SU talkers need apply. Ever, for anything

Chakar

I'm up for it we're gonna nail the girls to the cross.:p

elmyra

/is offended to religious core.

Chakar

Sorry metaphor and that.

Het-Field

Zane from MTV2 wrote:

- No woman with a cup size of under 36DD need apply

Agreed !. No religious euphamisims. Girls you going down.

Het-Field

Grimes wrote:

-no SU talkers need apply. Ever, for anything

Now thats just beng a fascist !

Riamfada

this is the girls chance to show us lads how better they are than us

dajaffa

Sangre wrote:

God I hate trying to play any sort of games with girls. You're so lame at everything. Worst part is you don't even try. Oh no sweating isn't ladylike!!

U clearly haven't seen me play (actually no1 on boards, apart from blondie has...). Just u wait

Grimes wrote:

this is the girls chance to show us lads how better they are than us

My sentiments exactly

elmyra

Grimes wrote:

this is the girls chance to show us lads how better they are than us

Life is a girl's chance to show a lad how she's better than him

Riamfada

elmyra wrote:

Life is a girl's chance to show a lad how she's better than him

And Life is constant male reassurance that they are better than women

singingstranger

dajaffa wrote:

We (girls) could take em

dajaffa's a girl??!

panda100

girls,have been thinking of a name for our winning team and so far have come up with
Totennham Hotgirls
indanet (cos we like the internet and will get the ball indanet geddit:o )
blackboard rovers (blackburn rovers but we write on boards??)
ok im crap at this someone else come up with the name.........

InFront

Can I play?!


I actually find girls playing football quite funny. The ones that dont know how to play, that is (ie most of them)