Q&A with the Gnome

spacecoyote

indeed you are wise, did gnomes invent the riddle?

The Gnome

spacecoyote wrote:

indeed you are wise, did gnomes invent the riddle?

No, no. The riddle has always been about in one form or another. We are quite partial to posing them though as you might know from the tale of Repelsteeltje.

spacecoyote

is michael flatley the lovechild of a goblin & Gerry Ryan?

spacecoyote

and is all of this true:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnome_(Dragonlance)#Speech

i have heard conflicting arguments that Gnomes speak Gnomish or Gnomes speak Gnome?

Can you enlighten me?

Jules

i think sc has a little gnome in him!!

spacecoyote

i think jules wants a little SC in her

Lust4Life

Why is Spacecoyote so Randy????????????:D

Jules

now behave yourself SC my brother is around here somewhere!!!

question for the gnome, will i ever be over come by the charms of SPACECOYOTE!!!!

Doomspell

o swwet jesus jules, for crying out loud get a hold of yourself..pff!

why is the rium alwsysa gi=one?

Lust4Life

Do you own a Magic 8 Ball?

The Gnome

spacecoyote wrote:

is michael flatley the lovechild of a goblin & Gerry Ryan?

and is all of this true:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnome_(Dragonlance)#Speech

i have heard conflicting arguments that Gnomes speak Gnomish or Gnomes speak Gnome?

Can you enlighten me?

I've always suspected it was a Hill Goblin and a Hyena that produced Mr. Flatley but he could very be a mixture of several vile creatures Ryan included.

That article is true but only in the fictional context of the books of the Dragonlance Chronicles and their ilk. I can confirm that Gnomes speak Gnome, Gnomish is a blend of English and Gnome which is about as popular as Esperanto.

Lust4Life wrote:

Why is Spacecoyote so Randy????????????

Because he is the male of the species.

jules80 wrote:

will i ever be over come by the charms of SPACECOYOTE!!!!

More than likely yes, but do it on your own time. Filthy...

Doomspell wrote:

o swwet jesus jules, for crying out loud get a hold of yourself..pff!

why is the rium alwsysa gi=one?

I'm afraid you'll have to write coherantly if I am to answer and quandry you have Doomspell.

Lust4Life wrote:

Do you own a Magic 8 Ball?

Ask again later.

spacecoyote

The Gnome wrote:

Ask again later.

LOL, witty as ever wise gnome.

Can gnomes mate with other magical folken & if so what kind of offspring are produced?

Also what is the sexiest of the female magical folken?

The Gnome

spacecoyote wrote:

LOL, witty as ever wise gnome.

Can gnomes mate with other magical folken & if so what kind of offspring are produced?

Also what is the sexiest of the female magical folken?

Why thank you. Indeed we can mate with most other magical folk but can only reproduce with humanoid based creatures (Imps, harpies, spriggans etc). Of course many mate for un with more fantastical creatures such as the Basilisk or even a cockatrice but alas no little ones come from such a union.

The offsping of the more usual matings are named after the fathers species with the prefix of 'half' added. This however is not definitive, sometimes a mixture of the species name is used, Gnoman, Gnimp, Harome, Elome and so on.

As for the sexiest, I would say it's a toss up between a Dryad and a Nymph. Mmmmm, oh my yes.

Dg101

Is a gnimp like a gnome-gimp mix?

The Gnome

Dg101 wrote:

Is a gnimp like a gnome-gimp mix?

No, it's a Gnome and an Imp.

Lone Wolf

The Gnome wrote:

That article is true but only in the fictional context of the books of the Dragonlance Chronicles and their ilk. I can confirm that Gnomes speak Gnome, Gnomish is a blend of English and Gnome which is about as popular as Esperanto.

Is the Esperanto you speak of the vile kebab shop in Belfast?

The Gnome

Lone Wolf wrote:

Is the Esperanto you speak of the vile kebab shop in Belfast?

I'm afraid not, I refer to this.

Dg101

A question of such mind boggling silliness that it may confuse even the wise Gnome. What does pi taste like?

The Gnome

Dg101 wrote:

A question of such mind boggling silliness that it may confuse even the wise Gnome. What does pi taste like?

As with all bizarre things, Pi tastes like chicken. Although I'm sure it would depend how much it was rounded off to...

Dg101

Touché sir, that was truly a fantastic riposte.

spacecoyote

Do you know the world famous David the Gnome?

Was he gay?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Is peanut butter and jam the best sandwich evar?

The Gnome

spacecoyote wrote:

Do you know the world famous David the Gnome?

Was he gay?

Ah yes David, I knew him well. He was quite naive for a Gnome, his pacifism too is quite unusual.

As far as I'm aware he wasn't gay but he was a very private person so you can never really tell.

HAil s Da Chimp wrote:

Is peanut butter and jam the best sandwich evar?

Good heavens no! For a start it contains no meat or even a meaty vegtable. Tut tut.

Dg101

Does that make a piece of steak held between two other pieces of steak the best sandwich? If not what IS the best sandwich?

Jules

can doomspell understand a little bit of harmless fun when its in fromt of her!

spacecoyote

do gnomes have any allergies?

The Gnome

Dg101 wrote:

Is a piece of steak held between two other pieces of steak the best sandwich?

No, that would be too much meat and triple your chances of contracting CJD in one meal.

That said I like your thinking you are already become more Gnomelike.

jules80 wrote:

can doomspell understand a little bit of harmless fun when its in fromt of her!

Perhaps, perhaps not. That is the mystery that is woman. Loving sexweasel to hysterical maniac and back again in no time at all.

spacecoyote wrote:

do gnomes have any allergies?

Gnomes are deeply affected by most forms of pollution and in can suffer from sever allergic reaction in some cases. Other than this Gnomes boast very little allergies.

Jules

if i wanted to show my gratitude to the wise and wonderful gnome for his/her many wise answers, what would be the best way to do this?

The Gnome

jules80 wrote:

if i wanted to show my gratitude to the wise and wonderful gnome for his/her many wise answers, what would be the best way to do this?

In the filthiest way imaginable.

spacecoyote

were the various bears real or fictitious, ie. the Gummi-bears, Care-bears, etc...

Jules

definatly something i can manage!!!

The Gnome

spacecoyote wrote:

were the various bears real or fictitious, ie. the Gummi-bears, Care-bears, etc...

Thankfully fictitious, if one were be in the presence of a real Carebear one would most likely go instantly mad.

The exceptions to the above are the bears of Goldilocks fame and those feature in 'If you go down to the woods today...'

definatly something i can manage!!!

jules80 wrote:

definatly something i can manage!!!

o_O facinating....;)

Dg101

See, this is one of the reasons we should all aspire to become more Gnomelike.

*gazes on in awe*

spacecoyote

so how about santa claus, the tooth fairy & easter bunny...do they exist? is the tooth fairy a naughty minx?

The Gnome

spacecoyote wrote:

so how about santa claus, the tooth fairy & easter bunny...do they exist? is the tooth fairy a naughty minx?

No, yes, yes and big time.

Dg101

Who'd win in a fight, you or the rest of the world?

The Gnome

Dg101 wrote:

Who'd win in a fight, you or the rest of the world?

Well now that's a bit silly, who'd want to fight with a humble Gnome?

Dg101

Nobody of course, but, just hypothethically speaking, think you could take them all on?

The Gnome

Dg101 wrote:

Nobody of course, but, just hypothethically speaking, think you could take them all on?

No, I am many a thing but invincible is not one of them.

Dg101

You're just being TOO humble. Bet you could. Actually, bet you a fiver you could beat up the rest of boards.ie.

The Gnome

Dg101 wrote:

You're just being TOO humble. Bet you could. Actually, bet you a fiver you could beat up the rest of boards.ie.

And lose the chance to enjoy these delightfully original conversations? I think not.

Dg101

I have much to learn of the ways of the gnome. I would never have foreseen that consequence.

Doomspell

Why is the rum always gone...

Jules

could i be related to the tooth fairy?

The Gnome

Doomspell wrote:

Why is the rum always gone...

Ah the rum, it's probably gone either because you drank, I drank it or the Rum Pixies have drank it.... or jules drank it.

jules80 wrote:

could i be related to the tooth fairy?

Judging from you recent exchanges... definatly. You do enjoy sneaking into bedrooms at night, correct?

Doomspell

Why can't I remember most of the last few nights?
Could this be related to the rum question?

The Gnome

Doomspell wrote:

Why can't I remember most of the last few nights?
Could this be related to the rum question?

Rohypnol or rum, or both.

Ruu_Old

Do you think it is better to say everything or not to know everything?

The Gnome, you are truely a king among men, old chum.

The Gnome

Ruu wrote:

Do you think it is better to say everything or not to know everything?

The Gnome, you are truely a king among men, old chum.

Oh Ruu you charmer you, not to know everything is far better. It is a true mercy the mind cannot correlate all it's contents. If one were all knowing, death would a welcome gift.

Doomspell

Why is everyone voting for Ozzy?