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Zinedine Zidane " The Truth"

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  • 13-07-2006 11:10am
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    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 6,525 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Since Sunday evening the whole World has been debating what Italian defender Marco Materazzi said to Zinedine Zidane to make the retiring Frenchman react in the way he did. The French captain, in his last ever professional game, thrust his head into Materezzi's chest in Sunday's World Cup Final resulting in a red card and shame for Zidane.
    Today,
    with the help of Italian lip-reader Arturo Belladini, we can reveal what drove Zidane to self destruct;

    Materazzi was seen to hold Zidane's shirt on the edge of the penalty box in extra-time at which point Zidane said

    "if you want my shirt so bad you can have it"

    Materazzi responded

    "I dont want your shirt you m***** f*****. you're a f****** old man"

    As they jog away Zidane is seen to laugh at this and it is unclear how he responded due to him having his back to the TV camera

    Materazzi then hit a volley of abuse

    "you should've quit 2 years ago, you're a f****** has-been"

    "m***** f*****! your mum is a f****** muslim terrorist and you are to,
    f*** you old man f*** you"

    "old man, this arena is not for you anymore m***** f****. Your sister is a whore and the whole Italian team has f***** her"

    "f*** off you bald c*nt"

    Zidane carries on jogging away


    "you are only good enough to play for Manchester United" It's at this very point Zidane turned and head-butted him.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,488 ✭✭✭Goodshape


    :-|


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,207 ✭✭✭meditraitor


    Love it


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,135 ✭✭✭flanzer


    Gets a smile from me!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 331 ✭✭EWheelChair


    Thank god you blurred the word mother in that joke, my kids read this.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭jobonar


    god only know's whjat Zidane would have done if Materazzi told him he was only good enough to play for Arsenal!!!!!! :eek: think of the carnage!


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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    :D i loves it

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users Posts: 4,791 ✭✭✭prospect


    Sophie Ellis Baxter has been found head-butted to death in the french teams hotel in paris.

    Police said "Its Murder on Zidanes Floor"








    uuughhhh....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭HybridTech


    Brilliant. Well worthy!! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    OP should be in sucker forum, not humour? Not funny imo, just informational.


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 6,525 Mod ✭✭✭✭sharkman


    biko wrote:
    OP should be in sucker forum, not humour? Not funny imo, just informational.

    What do you mean "informational" ... It's a joke !!!!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    could do it like the aristocrats joke...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,792 ✭✭✭J.R.HARTLEY


    heard it but with rangers as the punchline.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    nice


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