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Ed's in trouble..

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  • 13-07-2006 6:31pm
    #1
    kleefarr
    Registered Users Posts: 5,744 ✭✭✭


    Ed was in trouble.

    He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She
    told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway
    that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".

    The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife
    woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small
    box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,
    brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand
    new bathroom scale.

    Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday


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