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Gotta Love Those Texans

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  • 14-07-2006 4:23pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 385 ✭✭


    A Canadian company was looking to hire someone for an important
    position.

    They interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search
    down to three people from different parts of the country.
    In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them all
    the same question to answer within 24 hours. The one with the best
    answer would get the job.

    The question was:

    A man and a woman are in bed, nude. The woman is lying on her side
    with her back facing the man, and the man is lying on his side
    facing the woman's back.

    What is the man's name?

    After the 24 hours was up, the three were brought in to give their
    answers.

    The first from Vancouver, says ''My answer is, there IS no answer.''

    The second, from Toronto, says ''My answer is, that there is no way to
    determine the answer with the information we were given.''

    The third one, from Texas, said ''I'm not exactly sure, but I
    have it narrowed down to two names.
    It's either: Willie Turner or Willie Nailer.''

    The Texan got the job.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    LOL:D Heard something simuler before.


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    #Elites wrote:
    i dont get it o.O
    willie turner=will he turn her


    willie nailer=will he nail her


  • Registered Users Posts: 786 ✭✭✭spudington16


    willie turner=will he turn her


    willie nailer=will he nail her

    Sigh.. :o The unfortunate thing is that often the best fun on these threads comes not from the joke itself, but people not getting it... Nice job, man! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Sorry, that's just not good.


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