What do you read in the toilet ?

LegacyUser

My current reading material is the packet of Kittensoft Toilet Rolls

Dirk Gently

kaiser1 wrote:

My current reading material is the packet of Kittensoft Toilet Rolls

ahh you cant beat the oul 4pk of bog rolls. always within arms reach and always an interesting read, unlike the bleach and the spray cans which are logistically a bit of a stretch for me to reach once ive assumed the position.

Doodee

We've a selection of Ladies and Gentlemens magazines in there.
For the gents its FHM, Nutz, Q, Custom PC and Edge.
I often have suffered the tragedy that is PSP legs whilst going to the potty.


that is all.

Black Swan

MarinoMark wrote:

I cannot go to the loo without something to read ! As far as I am concerned you cannot beat the "Guinness Book of Records"...Open it up on any page and you will find some interesting trivia. Its been in my bog now for a few months..

Is this reading in the loo mostly a man thing?

Plug

I read rc car action, tho I hate water splashing out on it.

emeraldstar

Plug wrote:

I read rc car action, tho I hate water splashing out on it.

What kind of arseways way do you take a dump???!!!

Plug

emeraldstar wrote:

What kind of arseways way do you take a dump???!!!

I put the maga on my lap and then proced to read, wehy do you sit backwards?

LegacyUser

whats PSP legs??

Anyone ever fallen asleep while sitting on the pot??..and I dont mean drunkin sleep...just regular normal sleep?

fuzzywiggle

Nothing. I read nothing. The bathroom isn't a place for you to catch up on your reading material! Do what you got to do and get out!

LegacyUser

my other half has banned me from bringing reading material into the bathroom because no matter how hard I try I always end up leaving it behind me,maybe on the floor or on the cistern, sometimes on the edge of the bath.

The yellow pages has got some good reading init...you get to notice things like why windscreen replacement companies are always called something like " AAAAAAA screen repairs"....because they appear first in the phone book.

Brian Capture

Robbo wrote:

Roisin Ingle in the Irish Times Magazine.

She triggers a defecation response in me that knocks any laxative into a cocked hat.

I'd love to rim her.

Pyr0

I've never done this !! You're there for one thing and one thing only, I don't see the need to have to sit there reading something. Wouldn't that take your mind off the task in hand

positron

books (finished a Brief History of Time the other day), slashdot / engadget (laptop), National Geographic monthly, and various (free) newspapers, argos catalogue, anything!