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  • 19-07-2006 5:30pm
    #1
    Crumble Froo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭


    Please take this as a serious warning....it's not a joke!

    This came from a woman I know. BE AWARE!!!!

    I don't know how many of you shop at Lidl or Aldi, but this may be useful to know. I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you!!

    Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 23-year-old well-built guys come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both are shirtless and start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their highly-defined chest muscles and rock-hard abs exposed. It's impossible not to look.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Lidl or Aldi.

    You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start
    talking dirty about what they want to do to you. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and begins kissing your neck and begs you to pull over so he can perform oral sex on you!! While this is going on the other guy steals your purse!!

    I had my purse stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday, and most likely tomorrow.

    I'm running out of purses....


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    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    This is what, the fifth time this has been posted? :p only differemce is amazing looking man instead of woman...

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    mrbungle
    Registered Users Posts: 558 ✭✭✭mrbungle


    Don't shop in Lidl or Aldi and this will never happen to you.
    Hold on a second, this will never happen to you.

    Never.


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    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    mrbungle wrote:
    Don't shop in Lidl or Aldi and this will never happen to you.
    Hold on a second, this will never happen to you.

    Never.
    phew! Thanks. I was worried there...


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    #5
    Crumble Froo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    ScienceNerd wrote:
    This is what, the fifth time this has been posted? :p only differemce is amazing looking man instead of woman...

    gah! sorry about that... *shame*... and ive been trying to hard not to look like a complete n00b:rolleyes:

    ill try find some better jokes for later...


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    mrbungle
    Registered Users Posts: 558 ✭✭✭mrbungle


    Never.


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    forbairt
    Registered Users Posts: 3,594 ✭✭✭forbairt


    narco wrote:
    gah! sorry about that... *shame*... and ive been trying to hard not to look like a complete n00b:rolleyes:

    ill try find some better jokes for later...

    good ... its just not acceptable ..

    we want completely new jokes that no one .. not one of the 10000 users on here has ever seen before ... or else ... :D


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    #8
    Crumble Froo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    error9 wrote:
    good ... its just not acceptable ..

    we want completely new jokes that no one .. not one of the 10000 users on here has ever seen before ... or else ... :D


    ok.. i blame you entirely for the jokes coming up next....:D


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