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Trucker!

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  • 21-07-2006 2:23pm
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    A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into
    a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops
    down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna
    sandwich!!"

    The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you
    could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."

    The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick


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