hospital

PowerHouseDan

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital when during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
Oh my GOD!!" screamed the woman, "That's disgraceful!!! Why is he doing that??"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least 5 times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture".
"Oh well, in that case, I guess it's ok," commented the woman.
In the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was obvious that a nurse was performing oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD!! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness - but he's with BUPA."

petes

Heard it before but still a good one.

jobonar

Excellent! hadnt heard it before

TerrorFirmer

Now THATS a joke!

Art_Wolf

Hah

Diddy Kong

very funny

gramlab

:] :]

Damn !! I always lose out -- I'm with VHI

GLaDOS

Brilliant