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Duck

[Deleted User] · 2006-07-21 17:58:36

Possibly old, but funny: Your father gave you a duck to take to the market. A whore stops you along the way and you give her the duck in exchange for sex. She thought it was so good she gives you the duck back in exchange for sex. You continue to the market, but while crossing the street you trip and lose the duck. It gets…

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21-07-2006 6:58pm

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Possibly old, but funny:

Your father gave you a duck to take to the market. A whore stops you along the way and you give her the duck in exchange for sex. She thought it was so good she gives you the duck back in exchange for sex. You continue to the market, but while crossing the street you trip and lose the duck. It gets run over by a truck, whose driver gives you a dollar for your trouble. When you get back you tell your father: "I got a f*ck for a duck, a duck for a f*ck, and a buck for a duck that got f*cked by a truck."

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#2 21-07-2006 7:00pm
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...got a giggle but no more. didnt here it before.

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#3 21-07-2006 7:18pm
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Sorry mate that was just useless:( .

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#4 21-07-2006 8:44pm
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Are you Dr. Dre?:eek: Going rapping bud:D

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#5 22-07-2006 1:22am
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Wee bit too contrived for my liking. Billy Connolly-esque

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#6 22-07-2006 12:51pm
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DonnybrookGhost wrote:

Sorry mate that was just useless:( .

Agreed. :rolleyes:

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#7 22-07-2006 1:19pm
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Ah twas ok

but its no 2 eggs on a pan!

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#8 24-07-2006 1:55pm
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wyndham wrote:

Billy Connolly-esque

^^ agree

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