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Nice Carrot!

Tori · 2006-07-25 01:04:13

Oldie but goodie imo. Two women talking over the garden fence. Tina pulls a carrot from the ground and says, "You know Mary, this carrot reminds me of my husband's dick", "Why" says Mary, "Is it the colour of it?" "No" says Tina. "Is it the length of it?" Mary says with a smile, "No" says Tina. "Well what is it then?" says…

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25-07-2006 2:04am

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Tori

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Oldie but goodie imo.

Two women talking over the garden fence. Tina pulls a carrot from the ground and says, "You know Mary, this carrot reminds me of my husband's dick", "Why" says Mary, "Is it the colour of it?" "No" says Tina. "Is it the length of it?" Mary says with a smile, "No" says Tina. "Well what is it then?" says Mary. Tina replies, "It's the fu*king dirt of it!"

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#2 25-07-2006 1:00pm
biko

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Ouch

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#3 25-07-2006 1:06pm
Da Bounca

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nasty, I like it.
hehe, wheres the husband's 'carrott' been?

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