Bank Account

Sengoku79

An ould man walks into the bank of Ireland and shouts to the Woman at
the counter: " I want to open a f*cking Current account".

The astonished woman replies "I beg your pardon sir. I must have misunderstood you; what did you say?"

"Listen up, you f*ck. I said I want to open a f*cking current
account now!!".

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in
this bank".

The cashier leaves the counter and goes over to the bank manager to
inform him of her situation.
The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that
foul language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the oul man,

"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no f*cking problem" the man says. "I just won 6 million
Euro in the f*cking lotto and I just want to open a f*cking current account,
you b*ll*x, is that okay?"


"I see," says the manager, "and is this fat b*tch giving you a hard
time?

sonnyboy

Old, but funny

Ruu_Old

Got a larf out of me, good one. Did you ever try it out yourself?

sgarvan

good one

InFront

Its also exactly what would happen:D

r3nu4l

InFront wrote:

Its also exactly what would happen:D

Sad but true, QFT and all that

Nice joke!