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The Redhead

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  • 27-07-2006 4:55pm
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    r3nu4l
    Registered Users Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭


    THE REDHEAD

    A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

    Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.

    He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

    "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

    "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

    They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.

    After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

    They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

    The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been so incredible!

    "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

    "No," she replies. . . .you just happened to catch my eye!"

    Boom, boom, but seriously folks...


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    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    sorry dear- woeful!


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    GrumPy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,557 ✭✭✭GrumPy


    r3nu4l wrote:

    Boom, boom, but seriously folks...

    This was the funniest part :D


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    ferdi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    10/10


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    TerrorFirmer
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    good lord...

    Nothing can overshadow that joke last week though with the "We didn't do it on purpoise" line....


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    r3nu4l
    Registered Users Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    HavoK wrote:
    good lord...

    Nothing can overshadow that joke last week though with the "We didn't do it on purpoise" line....

    Hee hee, yes that was a good one (depending on your sense of humour) but at least my joke didn't go on for eternity before delivering that pun :D I love puns me ;)

    Another quick one I read in my "Muppet Show" Annual during the 80's...

    How does a burglar get into your house?
    In-tru-der window :D

    Time for a lie down methinks...


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    jobonar
    Registered Users Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭jobonar


    HavoK wrote:
    good lord...

    Nothing can overshadow that joke last week though with the "We didn't do it on purpoise" line....

    this joke was bad but the porpoise joke was just ridiculous!


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    Kojak
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    Not funny. :rolleyes:


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    Hagar
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    I enjoyed it. Good joke. :D


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    Crumble Froo
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    haha, im glad to see that you wont forget the porpoise joke any time soon:D


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    jcoote
    Registered Users Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭jcoote


    i just ha rofl's for breakfast

    nice one ha


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