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Not sure if I'm really a mustard fan now...

  • 28-07-2006 7:58pm
    #1
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭


    Got meself a yummy sandwich today. The part I was looking forward to the most was the mustard - only it was too strong and I couldn't bear the burning sensation. I'm now worried that I'm not as much of a mustard fan as I thought I was... :(
    (Mods, feel free to move this to PI if you so wish.)


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  • #2
    grimloch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭grimloch


    Dudess wrote:
    Got meself a yummy sandwich today. The part I was looking forward to the most was the mustard - only it was too strong and I couldn't bear the burning sensation. I'm now worried that I'm not as much of a mustard fan as I thought I was... :(
    (Mods, feel free to move this to PI if you so wish.)

    Perhaps you could clarify. Did you build the sandwich yourself or did you go into a shop and have one made up for you? The key to a quality mustard based sandwich is applying the mustard yourself. Under no circumstances can you let anyone put mustard on a sandwich for you, it's only asking for trouble.

    I hope you've learnt a valuable lesson here today. A burnt hand teaches best.


  • #3
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Pighead hears you Dudess. Just last week I was complaining to my friend Jimmy the Joker about my premature ejaculation problems and how it was affecting my confidence.

    He looked me right in the eye and told me to put a little mustard on the top of my willy just before sex as this was a well known fix for my problem. Anyway tried it out, burnt my knob, started to cry, she wasn't too impressed either and haven't had mustard since.


  • #4
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Well, Pighead, you sort of can relate to me - thanks for that (I'll remember it next time I have a hot dog).

    Yes, grimloch, another person made the sandwich for me.

    But, I was thinking, damn those who think I'm not the mustard fan I claimed to be. Let them jeer. I'm still a mustard fan - well, a fan of mild mustard.

    But, goddammit, it's STILL MUSTARD!!!


  • #5
    Joseph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭Joseph


    Dudess wrote:
    (Mods, feel free to move this to PI if you so wish.)

    :D:D:D:D hahaha


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