Some more bad jokes! sorry in advance!!

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.


A man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremolo?"
"You're a drummer, aren't you?"
"Yeah. How'd you know?"
"This is a travel agency."


Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better".


Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?
A: A new age song.


Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?
A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.

Ruu_Old

Ah they aren't too bad. I've seen a lot worse on here!

The Bollox

Ruu wrote:

Ah they aren't too bad. I've seen a lot worse on here!

have you? I want to kill myself after reading that! I want my minute back!

jobonar

Ruu wrote:

I've seen a lot worse on here!

and this ranks up there with them... that first joke made me laugh tho *hangs head in shame*

GLaDOS

I didnt laugh =/

Kojak

Not funny.

Zapp Brannigan

The best Drummer joke I've ever heard was:

Why do guitarists always keep a set of drumsticks on their dashboard?

So they can park in disabled spaces.