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Blonde goes shopping

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  • 02-08-2006 8:40pm
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    jackfish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 38 ✭


    A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

    She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

    "Darn, he recognized me," she thought.

    She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."

    Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

    Frustrated, she exclaimed "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.


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    #2
    whassupp2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭whassupp2


    got a giggle but i think i heard it before.


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    #3
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Ha - seen it before, though. :)


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    iFight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,498 ✭✭✭iFight


    Heard it before, but still, very good stuff


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    folan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭folan


    Lol another good blonde joke. hadn't heard it before!


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    gramlab
    Registered Users Posts: 408 ✭✭gramlab


    Ha !

    Me Likey


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    Archeron
    Registered Users Posts: 6,291 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Excellent. :D


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    The Freeman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭The Freeman


    thats a new blond joke for me,very good


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    jobonar
    Registered Users Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭jobonar


    heard it before but blonde jokes never get old!


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