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Software explains everything

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  • 03-08-2006 1:43pm
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    folan
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    DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,

    His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies,

    "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"

    "Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on
    MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a
    Cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother
    Agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to

    Upload, we discovered that neither

    One of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete
    Button."

    "Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message
    Saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized
    Program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted
    In her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared
    And said:

    You've Got Male'!"


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    #2
    ctrl-alt-delete
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    Thats a good one - i like it :D


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    Lone Wolf
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    Nice but a bit to close to home :p


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    Kojak
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    Ha - worth a chuckle. :D


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    Smellyirishman
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    It pleased the nerd in me!


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    jobonar
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    very good but i feel like such a nerd for laughing at it!


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    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    :p I laughed, im ashamed

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Lone Wolf wrote:
    Nice but a bit to close to home :p
    oO


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    Ruu_Old
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    Thats how it should be explained. :)


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