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A man walks into a bar...

kleefarr · 2006-08-03 21:46:16

A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The barman says "That's a nice newt. What's his name?" The man says "Tiny". The barman says "Why do you call him Tiny?". "Because", he replies, "he's my newt." "Taxi".... ;)

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03-08-2006 10:46pm

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kleefarr

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A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.

The barman says "That's a nice newt. What's his name?"

The man says "Tiny". The barman says "Why do you call

him Tiny?". "Because", he replies, "he's my newt."

"Taxi"....

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#2 03-08-2006 10:48pm
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not sure i get it

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#3 03-08-2006 11:35pm
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Hurray for really awful jokes...and the giggling that ensues!

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#4 04-08-2006 12:00am
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Love it!!!!!!!!!!

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#5 04-08-2006 12:23am
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Ahahahahahahahaha....oh jeeze!!

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#6 04-08-2006 12:30am
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What's a newt? Not that it'll add anything to the joke...

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#7 04-08-2006 12:33am
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Its a tiny little lizardy thing.

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#8 04-08-2006 12:39am
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More annoying than funny.

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#9 04-08-2006 1:16am
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had to read it twice but as bad jokes go that ones quite good:)

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#10 04-08-2006 1:25am
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that was really good, I liked that one...

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#11 04-08-2006 8:51am
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ah god no!! it took a while for it to register. but its still shocking!

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#12 04-08-2006 8:52am
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Well done

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#13 04-08-2006 9:55am
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iFight wrote:

not sure i get it

Mi-nute

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#14 04-08-2006 9:55am
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iFight wrote:

not sure i get it

He's my newt = He's minute i.e. small in stature.

Good joke

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#15 04-08-2006 1:24pm
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Took a second to get it and then I wished i hadnt wasted it.

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#16 04-08-2006 2:56pm
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Ah, just proof that it takes intelligence to appreciate the worst jokes.

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#17 04-08-2006 3:40pm
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Bravo!!!!

Friday just wouldn't be Friday with a classic like that, and I've never heard it before!

Thanks!

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#18 04-08-2006 3:42pm
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hehe! me likes...

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#19 04-08-2006 4:18pm
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jesus

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