too slow

Riamfada

Shebang Shebang......


for the win this is Boneless in temple bar on our way home after a night out . I took it with my camera phone




and Jules he does have a stethoscope and one of those mirror dealios that help him look up people's skirts. However I doubt he actually uses it for that. He broke it trying to get a good angle up my trouser leg

boneless

I fixed it with some child snot and an elastic band... good as new!!!

Lust4Life

Well, then! Boneless, you will the prize this week for kinkiest poster in TCN!
The prize?
1 Giant Vat of Jello! (Wrestlers sold separately).

boneless

Kinky??? Me??

Well... maybe a tad...

Jules

now L lets not get carried away.. he can be kinky but i dont think he has reached his true potential.. needs some one on one to get that good!!!

boneless

I will be officially a dirty old man next month... I think I will have my mid-life crisis on Thursday, too.

Jules

ive said it b4 and ill say it again your only as old a the person your feeling!!!!

what age you hitting anyway!!!

boneless

I refer you to my user profile... be afraid!!!

Jules

thats nothing... sure there is plenty of spring in your step!!!! and if ya need help with that mid life crisis let me know!!!!

boneless

You can help me choose the big motorcycle and hold me hand as I get me nipples pierced...

Jules

had it done not that sore!

boneless

But I'm allergic to pain... it makes me cry!!! And needles make me faint... unless it's me that's usin' 'em... Heee Heeee.....

Jules

oh dont worry ill hold your hand, and just dont look!!!

had mine done in ms fantasia in town.. big bald guy just says right get them out!!!! should be a chat up line!!!!

boneless

I love big bald guys... might get the todger pierced in that case!!!

spacecoyote

ooh there used to be a tattoo parlour in the back of Ms Fantasia's too called Madasafish. Its where i had my 1st tattoo done. There was a big bald guy in the piercing place alright, kinda scary looking when i was there, he'd had metal balls inserted under his skin on his head and i think he had a couple of his teeth filed into fangs???

boneless

spacecoyote wrote:

ooh there used to be a tattoo parlour in the back of Ms Fantasia's too called Madasafish. Its where i had my 1st tattoo done. There was a big bald guy in the piercing place alright, kinda scary looking when i was there, he'd had metal balls inserted under his skin on his head and i think he had a couple of his teeth filed into fangs???

I want to have his babies!!!!!

Riamfada

boneless wrote:

I love big bald guys... might get the todger pierced in that case!!!

if you ever go into miss fantasia's in dublin and see a portrait of a penis with many many studs and rings. I know the guy to whom that penis belongs.

I like miss fantasia's

boneless

Grimes wrote:

if you ever go into miss fantasia's in dublin and see a portrait of a penis with many many studs and rings. I know the guy to whom that penis belongs.

I like miss fantasia's

* Whisper; Can you introduce me????:p *

Doomspell

I wasn't slow

Matt Holck

I feel naseous

Doomspell

What did you take...or not take:p

Matt Holck

I just ate some cherries
I feel a little better

Jules

spacecoyote wrote:

ooh there used to be a tattoo parlour in the back of Ms Fantasia's too called Madasafish. Its where i had my 1st tattoo done. There was a big bald guy in the piercing place alright, kinda scary looking when i was there, he'd had metal balls inserted under his skin on his head and i think he had a couple of his teeth filed into fangs???

yeah thats glen... hes a nice guy, very gentle!!!

i got my third tat done in there too.. some really hot italian guy... not there anymore im afraid ladies, but he was great with his hands!!!

and eating a nice cherry always makes ya feel better!

Lust4Life

Woah! Speaking of piercings in the Too Slow Thread? I'd perfer that to be done as fast as possible! Eek!

spacecoyote

jules80 wrote:

yeah thats glen... hes a nice guy, very gentle!!!

i got my third tat done in there too.. some really hot italian guy... not there anymore im afraid ladies, but he was great with his hands!!!

and eating a nice cherry always makes ya feel better!

Yeah he was kinda scary looking but a very nice bloke indeed. I always remembered him from when i worked in dunnes up in stephens green while in college. He used to regularly come in with another girl with various other scary looking apendages attached buying glass jars (which i assumed where for keeping harvested organs/dead bugs or something like that ) until i went in for tattoo and figured out they were for storing his piercing equipment in!!!

Was a south african guy that worked there when i got tattoo done.

Lust4Life

So? Will the Tattoo be considered to be an assett? Or is it in a place that would get you banned for posting it?

L4L

spacecoyote

I guess some would consider it an asset. And no, its not in any incriminating places. You & that dirty mind of yours :rolleyes:

Jules

well then get it out... the tat that is.. and show us what it is like... how many you got,where and what of????

Doomspell

I like to drink my tea slowly

boneless

Doomspell wrote:

I like to drink my tea slowly

With slow dunking of Digestives??

Jules

cant dunk them too slow or they fall off and ruin the whole experience, a good fast dunking and then suck the tea out.... fast dunk and suck, fast dunk and suck!!!!

boneless

Dunk them in a little bit at a time...

Lust4Life

Too Slow. I'm just too dang slow!

Jules

you can start with a little bit but its not the same if ya dont put the whole thing in then it gets really moist and yet get much more out when you suck.

Lust4Life

I'm not a dunking kind of gal. As in most things, I prefer them firm.:p
I'm just too slow today!

Jules

i like dunking!!!!

Lust4Life

I like to watch.

boneless

I have binoculars...

Lust4Life

Boneless and his magic box of props for all occasions!
Gotta love a man who's prepared for anything!

Jules

yeah he better be prepared... saturday is only a few days away!

Lust4Life

When things are too slow and you've no where to go,
just post in this thread to ease your head.
'Tis random, 'Tis Ruleless 'Tis oft bold and brash
To keep other threads free of off-topic trash!

Hugs,

L4L

Doomspell

So this is where you and jules live then:p

takola

Doom make some tea there.. Go on!

Lust4Life

Yes, my coffee is gone. Please do make tea. More caffiene!

Doomspell

get your own tea bitchs..this tea's mine!!!

takola

That would involve moving! Aw go on Doom! And we'll let you have Tar!

Lust4Life

Oh, pretty please with Johnny on top?:p



Just had to bring him to tea!:p

Jules

im really glad you posted the pic L cuz i was thinking why in gods name would ya want a condom on top of your pretty please

boneless

Hi Honeys... I'm home!!

Silly Boards was not letting log in for a few days... was it something I did at beers??

Doomspell

Damn you lust you know I can't resist the Deppster!!! Fine you can have my last 2 pots, *reluctantly hands them over*