Show Us Your ASSETTS Thread!

Lust4Life

Okay, Thanks to our beloved Space_Coyote, we are so moved that we (Jules and I that is) had to start a new TCN Thread!

Let's try not to get TOO filthy. This is a Rated R Forum, but...

Show Us Your Assetts!!!!!!!!

SpaceCoyote's must be the first to begin this luscious thread!!!!!!

county

ladies first;)

Jules

we have to have an air of ladylike ness about us so guys get them out.. put up that other pic of sc.. much nicer!!!!!

Lone Wolf

I didnt think he would actually send them to you's.

Ohh TCN look what they've done, we'll have space_coyote's ass plastered all over boards. Shame on you girls

county

http://www.humanrightsinitiative.org/new/2006/officials_cant_hide_their_assets.jpg

Jules

myself and L can be very persuasive and persistant!!!!

Lust4Life

Okay, so I'm cheating... 'Tis Pamela Anderson, but.....

Jules

L that looks slightly deformed!!!! glad its not your bum!


tries desperatly for a pic of johnny depp's bottom

Lust4Life

Alas, Mine own buns are a bit flat. All muscle and no plump to them. Not really worth posting TBH.

L4L

county

i am sure we could be the judge of that

Jules

me.. L4L and Doomspell!!!!!


hope i did it right

Lone Wolf

jules80 wrote:

myself and L can be very persuasive and persistant!!!!

What did you's do/promise??

You's havent provided the other good gentlemen of the nest with any incentives to bare our assets?

Jules

well what do you want me to promise?

Lust4Life

And of course this thread could not be complete without the graces of our lovely AMP!

Lone Wolf

jules80 wrote:

well what do you want me to promise?

I have no idea what can you offer

county

one i found of hail to the chimp

Lust4Life

County, LOLZ!!!!

Rhyme

Your anus

>Hummus levels at critical
>20% ~
>Initiate function scan for hummus replenishment
>Function located
>Initiate 'lunch_&_shower.exe'
>...

Doomspell

jules80 wrote:

me.. L4L and Doomspell!!!


hope i did it right

Hey! I never agreed to this! Plus my bum is much nicer than those.

spacecoyote

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SPACE!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
SPACE!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
SPACE!
Right On!

They say this cat SPACE is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout SPACE.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his women
SPACECOYOTE!

spacecoyote

county wrote:

one i found of hail to the chimp

Brilliant

takola

You are off your head spaceman!!!!!

Btw, I doubt those jeans would look half as good on me!

The Gnome

As requested by Jules...

Lust4Life

Woohoo! Gnome!!!!!!!

Space_Coyote, that does it! I'm moving to Utah and becoming MORMON just so I can marry you and still keep my original hubby! I'll keep you both smiling!!!!!!:D


Edit: Ah, yes, now my Beloved ClownBag shall have to raise the bar as he has fallen into the 3rd position as to being the objects of lust. What say ye? Post your booty, love!!!!

spacecoyote

Sounds great to me Lusty, i'm sure you'd do a great job of keeping a smile on my face!!!

Lust4Life

Alas, I believe the Mod Gods have charmed this thread! Been watching the view count and it seems to be going DOWN in number instead of UP! BUMMER!!!!
Edit: Oh! No, I am mistaken! 133 lookers so far! Hee hee!

SC (And by that I mean SWEET CHEEKS), I'll meet you in Utah!!! A Mormon We will go!!!!;)

spacecoyote

So what do mormons do for fun???

Lust4Life

Mostly Watch Donny and Marie Videos while having kinky relations, I believe.

spacecoyote

my god i'm getting horny at the mere thoughts of it

Lust4Life

:cool:

Jules

Thanks Gnome... what a peachy butt.. but oh dear lord sc looking at those pics made me blush!!!! i want more ass in this thread!!!!

Lust4Life

Yes, by all means, Bring... It...On!!!

Show us your tushes, your fun buns, your Man Cans, Your Back Cracks!
There's no need to fear! We have a FIRM appreciation for such things!

Jules

Yes we do LIKE TO GET TO GRIPS with our topics!!!

county

L4L=man eating nymphomaniac

Jules

sulks in a corner... i wanted that title!!!!! but so deserved by L4L i pale in comparison!

Matt Holck

http://voltic.com/0/i/Matt/MattPortraits.html

Doomspell

I can't see no ass.

Jules

think its sticking out of his chest!

Doomspell

ha ha! thats funny

The Free Man

pour vous doomspell

Jules

excellent.... drums finger together as per mr burns!!!!

another one to add to my collection!!!!

Doomspell

I hope these arn't going to end up on some strange website jules. Oh and nice bum free man

Jules

na just for sheer amusement.. thinking about have a wet shorts competition at some stage!!!!

and of course any excuse to look at hineys!

Doomspell

well arn't you a horny bogger:D

Jules

excuse me madam im no bogger!!!!

Doomspell

Oh so your just horny then:D

Lust4Life

OMG! The things I've missed out on while living my average humdrum real life today!

Matt, Thank you so much for that very interesting picture! Glad you've chosen to participate in some way.

And just who is our next contestant? Why, it's The Free Man! Heck, I've always known that drummers were of the exceptionally randy variety, and I am extremely pleased that you have chosen to show us just how firm the double kick bass drum petals can keep that tush! Nice going, TFM!

And who will be our next contestant on Show Us Your Assetts? We're all taking shifts here to encourage each and every one of you luscious men to post your bootys hereforth!

Thank you for visiting! Guaranteed fun for all!

Hugs,

L4L

Le Rack

my ass

Jules

i still want i get a proper pic of hails ass on there.. but i think the crownin glory would be the fine hiney of a mod or better a member of admin!!!!

come on guys be part of the team!!!

Jules

Le Rack wrote:

my ass

nice ass le rack, dont know why all the guys say your fat, u obviously are not!!!!

by the way are you doing a line with amp??? just a question?

Le Rack

no!
I'm with Fajitas!

also thank you!