Show Us Your ASSETTS Thread!

Lust4Life

Posted by Hail 2 Da Chimp :

How come none of the girls here have posted their bums?

County posted mine and no one said they liked it :'o(

Ha!
but at the Internet Cafe you couldn't load them to your hard drive anyway.

Wanna see your REAL Bum!

Doomspell

Go to page 1. And hail, do you really wanna see my bum:p :rolleyes:

Jules

i know he is gone but hopefully he will see this... Hail i think every woman and some of the guys on in TCN want to see you hiney so do woman and man kind a favour and bear all!!!! we (as in L and I) will make it worth your while!!!

Doomspell

And who is 'we' Jules??

Tar.Aldarion

you and her

Doomspell

er eor! error you are wrong

Tar.Aldarion

Well, I didn't even read her post!

takola

Maybe you should try doing that Tar!

Tar.Aldarion

Tar.Aldarion doesn't have the time for reading, strap yourselves in girls, and feel the G's.

Doomspell

where takola where?

takola

where what doom???

Tar.Aldarion

Hmm...DOOM

Doomspell

where did hail insult you?

yes tar?

takola

Two pages back in the post after thread, and it wasn't insulting. Just very very funny!!!

Tar.Aldarion

Soory, I was just shouting your name [strike]in the throes of pleasure[/strike] for no reason.

Jules

you are a dirty dirty man, i like you

Tar.Aldarion

See you at the beers. I'll bring my filthy mind!

Doomspell

now don't you go taking advantage tar

takola

Jules I pity you already!

Tar.Aldarion

Doomspell wrote:

now don't you go taking advantage tar

Don't you have a bit of Irish in you?

Would you like a little bit more?

Why do you pity her takola, I'm clearly a stand up guy.

takola

What's with you tonight Tar? You're scaring me!

Doomspell

Shea? Cad tà tù ar implying?

Tar.Aldarion

Are you referring to me?

Doomspell

Shea!

Tar.Aldarion

You don't get the joke ? :eek:

Ok then, Being part Irish and part Danish means you are part Irish.
Would you like a bit more in you? is sexual, now reread the post.

Jules

takola wrote:

Jules I pity you already!

please ill suck him in and blow him out like bubbles!!!!

takola

Tar, Why don't you just ask her for a quick shag? We know you can't do much better!

takola

jules80 wrote:

please ill suck him in and blow him out like bubbles!!!!

OMG You are off your head!!!!!!! :eek:

Tar.Aldarion

Tar, Why don't you just ask her for a quick shag? We know you can't do much better!

That sounds quite insulting to doom, tacky. Unless you are impying we are both fantastic people.


Jaysus, sounds like I have my shag off jules.

takola

How??? I didn't mean it to be insulting! :eek:

And don't call me tacky! :mad:

Jules

or was that insulting me... anyway he wouldnt be able for it!

Doomspell

Jaysus jules! Are ya fooking insane love.

And tar, I did get but I was trying to forget about it as quickly as possible. Therefore using irish

dirty ****:rolleyes:

takola

Jules, we should warn you that Tar is only barely out of nappies!!! He's only a baby so you'd have to go gentle on him!

Tar.Aldarion

Doomspell wrote:

Jaysus jules! Are ya fooking insane love.

And tar, I did get but I was trying to forget about it as quickly as possible. Therefore using irish

dirty ****:rolleyes:

She is insane, it's her that wouldn't be able for it.
Or do you mean insane to want to **** me? Because you know that's not true.


Oh, and I'm sure you got it hehe.

Doomspell

So do you like me because I'm complicated or manipulative or is it because I'm irrational

takola

Ok ok I'm going to clarify.. I was implying that you couldn't last very long tar! What with you being a virgin and all!

Sorry Doom, Didn't mean to imply anything!!!!!

Tar.Aldarion

So do you like me because I'm complicated or minipulative or is because I'm irrasional?

I clearly love you for your spelling abilities honey.
Oh, I don't know if you are any of those things, are you? Do you make the Tar fantasy list?


If I was a virgin takola, at least I would have an excuse for being average. ;p

Doomspell

Thats ok takola.

Jules

ah the younger the more egar to please!!!! also might not be able to go as long but can recover much quicker

Doomspell

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

I clearly love you for your spelling abilities honey.
Oh, I don't know if you are any of those things, are you? Do you make the Tar fantasy list?

I got 2 out of 3 so there! Irrational, yes and complicated, look at my prof!
Don't mock my blondness!

Right! I'm gonna sulk now:mad:

takola

Jules, I'm sorry, but it would seem Tar is already spoken for!

Tar.Aldarion

jules80 wrote:

ah the younger the more egar to please!!!! also might not be able to go as long but can recover much quicker

You know me so well. :eek:

I got 2 out of 3 so there! Irrational, yes and complicated, look at my prof!
Don't mock my blondness!

Right! I'm gonna sulk now

I'm sure you have manipulative covered too.
That's a perfect score!

Jules, I'm sorry, but it would seem Tar is already spoken for!

People can vy for me!
And taken by whom?
I'll be the one doing the taking around here!

takola

Ok now I have a headache. And I want some tea!

Doomspell

Oh contrair, none of us speak we simply type

Jules

ah a man who see what he wants and takes it... i like it!!!!

viva le beers!!!!

Tar.Aldarion

I'll be getting a bus up on sat morning, staying in the westin hotel, five star, 10 metres from the pub. Now to get me a pal for the night. :P

Doomspell

****ing hell, a five star! Jaysus I'd stay in the ****ing pub

Jules

ill be your drink pal!!!!!

Doomspell

ah jules, don't break him

Tar.Aldarion

Well, I don't have to pay for it doomspell, being liked has advantages :eek:
Costs 160e for the night.

Ah drink...and maybe more?

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