Ask Kharn

Nevyn

Lust4Life wrote:

Thanks, Kharn!
So when's there gonna be an Ask Kharn thread in TCN????????
L4L

There is one now.

Right frst question.

Would my bf still be pissed if I slept with a really hwat chick even if he knew about it and I told him all the details ?

Matt Holck

probably

pissed is one of the few emotions socially acceptable for males to express

Lust4Life

Can I be the really hawt Chick? KIDDING!!!!!!!!

Matt Holck

The laws of supply and demand dictate that

Black Swan

Oh wise Kharn, do you think that couples separated by great distances can have surreal intimacy via boards.ie? *Hands Kharn crystal ball*

Matt Holck

*rolls around on tongue*

No
this is your real eye
your fake eye is still in its socket

Lust4Life

LOLZ, Matt! So here's a question for you!
If you were a Lesbian, would you be blonde, brunette or red Head?
And would you take your lunch to school or would you walk?
Paper or plastic?

Black Swan

Matt is humourous in the wee hours...Out on the town and now just in?:cool: Not sure there's coping with L4L's question...

Shiminay

Thaedydal wrote:

Would my bf still be pissed if I slept with a really hwat chick even if he knew about it and I told him all the details ?

Still be pissed of? Is this why you're sleeping with this woman, because he's pissed off? What have you done to piss him off, it's clearly all your fault!

I'd hazard a guess that he'll wanna dive in to your knickers and really show you what he's made of so you won't be in any doubt as to who's the boss

Nevyn

Why would him wearing my knickers make him the boss ?

Shiminay

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

Oh wise Kharn, do you think that couples separated by great distances can have surreal intimacy via boards.ie? *Hands Kharn crystal ball*

Personal experience says no. Crystal balls are for amateurs, I use a miniature pot of jam that we have here at work. There's all manner of information to be read in the jam...

scorplett

Kharn wrote:

Personal experience says no. Crystal balls are for amateurs, I use a miniature pot of jam that we have here at work. There's all manner of information to be read in the jam...

RAG

Lust4Life

Posted by Kharn:
I use a miniature pot of jam that we have here at work. There's all manner of information to be read in the jam...

Would that be like reading Tea Leaves only more sticky?????:p

Black Swan

Kharn wrote:

Personal experience says no. Crystal balls are for amateurs, I use a miniature pot of jam that we have here at work. There's all manner of information to be read in the jam...

So we might be in a jam if we try to do it for surreal?:p

Nevyn

I wonder if L4L knows what a Jam Rag is........

Black Swan

Thaedydal wrote:

I wonder if L4L knows what a Jam Rag is........

L4L should "Ask Kharn" (*with a straight face*) what it is?

Lust4Life

What? Innocent me?????
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Nevyn

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

L4L should "Ask Kharn" (*with a straight face*) what it is?

excellent idea.

Lust4Life

Wants me to make Kharn blush!

In the words of frank Zappa... never flush a tampooon.


Good night, Kharn! It's been fun! I'll be back tomorrow with fresh questions!

Hugs,

L4L

scorplett

Heres what Jam Rag is and especially for viewers of the cuckoo's nest

the Jam Rag readers chart!!!!

Rolfs forever

http://www.lizlarin.com/nview.php?ID=21

Shiminay

I have looked into my pot of jam (strawberry today) and I have seen many wonderous things. I see my night porter Dominik mopping the floor, I see the Cuisine de France guy delivering stuff, I see Lust 4 Life wondering why anyone would have a specialised rag for cleaning conserves which I will explain now...

Here in the hospitality industry we have strict and explicit (not that kind of explicit you dirty beggars) regulations for food handling and hygiene. This is why you don't get poisoned that often from our hotel. Many people are aware that there are different coloured chopping boards for different foods (red for raw meat, blue for fish, green for veg, etc) and that there are certain no-nos when stacking food in a fridge (raw meat cannot be stacked above *anything* incase of cross contamination, everything must be covered, etc). There are very few people who understand the intricacies of cleaning.

Naturally, you've gotta have the right tools for the job. Glass cleaner is not acceptable for wiping down a food prep area and a soiled cloth just won't cut it for polishing cutlery. Always have a clean cloth. Always have gloves on. Always use the correct cleaner. When you're cleaning a food prep area, you have to use the non-toxic stuff, when cleaning an oven you need the MAJOR toxic stuff and the full arm length gloves and a gas mask (I'm not kidding, this stuff nearly knocked me out one night when I passed by the kitchen porter cleaning). If you have a sticky spillage like jam, you need the abrasive cloth which will, in combination with the cleaning fluid, trap the mess in one swipe. We tend to call these Jam Rags as a kinda slang term (cause it's a specific cloth type we have to order from our linen supplier specifically).

I hope this clears up the confusion (if not that sticky mess in the corner).

Matt Holck

Lust4Life wrote:

If you were a Lesbian, would you be blonde, brunette or red Head?

Blondes have the finest hair although brunettes can be quite silky.

Lust4Life wrote:

And would you take your lunch to school or would you walk?

Walk, school needs to be left behind

Lust4Life wrote:

Paper or plastic?

What kind of protection is paper suposed to provide

Sarky

Dear Kharn,

Aren't System Of A Down lik,e teh coolest most hardcorest band evar!?

Lust4Life

Okay, here's a good question!
Why is there a CamelToe in the Elvis Lives Thread and not one in the Show Us Your Assetts Thread?

And for that matter, How did I get in the Picture Association Thread (#449)????

L4L

tSubh Dearg

Dear Kharn,

Why does everyone diss the red heads? (see Matt's post above, he deliberately leaves us out) Is it because everyone is jealous of our passionate natures?

amp

Dear Kharn,

Why will you not play throw?
Why wouldn't ye?
Doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly?

Matt Holck

The spinginess is worth note

Shiminay

Sarky wrote:

Dear Kharn,

Aren't System Of A Down lik,e teh coolest most hardcorest band evar!?

Jam says no....

Shiminay

Lust4Life wrote:

Okay, here's a good question!
Why is there a CamelToe in the Elvis Lives Thread and not one in the Show Us Your Assetts Thread?

And for that matter, How did I get in the Picture Association Thread (#449)????

L4L

I'd have to read those threads to answer and I really can't be bothered

Lust4Life

My newest Question: Where have you been all this time?

Glad you've popped in!

scorplett

What is better than two tasty women both eating *finest chocolate and toffee eclairs with fresh cream not sweet confectioners cream at an ungodly hour of the day???

Shiminay

tSubh Dearg wrote:

Dear Kharn,

Why does everyone diss the red heads? (see Matt's post above, he deliberately leaves us out) Is it because everyone is jealous of our passionate natures?

I dunno why they do, personally, I LOVE red-heads. The Jam agrees, it's red too.

This in particular has been a hot topic amongst some of my friends and I. When you're watching That 70s Show, the choice for the straight male is Donna or Jackie. Now, Jackie's cute, but Donna's INCREDIBLE and it's the red hair that swings the difference.

Everyone hear me, RED HEADS ARE HOT!

Shiminay

amp wrote:

Dear Kharn,

Why will you not play throw?
Why wouldn't ye?
Doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly?

Ah will play throw now.

/me throws Amp

OOOOOooooohh, YE BOYOS!

Shiminay

Lust4Life wrote:

My newest Question: Where have you been all this time?

Glad you've popped in!

My appearances and disappearances have been the subject to some discussion on the lower planes of gnth. Many there have theorised that I only pop in and out of this existance on the whim of some horrendous intelect. I'm not certain that this is the case...

I have theorised that my existance is a coincidence of fate. I was never intended to exist in this time and place, but now that I'm stuck here I may as well join in...

Nevyn

oh I have never been called a horrendous intellect before, how flattering.

Kharn are we there yet ?

Shiminay

scorplett wrote:

What is better than two tasty women both eating *finest chocolate and toffee eclairs with fresh cream not sweet confectioners cream at an ungodly hour of the day???

Me eating those tasty women...

The nature of the eclair is a wonderful thing. It's a tube of sheer unadulterated joy filled with lovliness and covered in the most beautiful of the food groups, chocolate.

Shiminay

Thaedydal wrote:

oh I have never been called a horrendous intellect before, how flattering.

Kharn are we there yet ?

Just a little further, it's nearly in...

scorplett

Kharn wrote:

Me eating those tasty women...

while they are eating eclairs or hmmm /me scratches head in thought.... someone ... i ment something else...

be warned karn... when you eat eclairs too vigourously the cream tends to slop out all over the place

Lust4Life

Why is it cheaper to land in Shannon when flying from Chicago?

Shiminay

scorplett wrote:

while they are eating eclairs or hmmm /me scratches head in thought.... someone ... i ment something else...

The inclusion of eclairs is alway welcome but not mandatory.

scorplett wrote:

be warned karn... when you eat eclairs too vigourously the cream tends to slop out all over the place

This my dear, is where most of the fun of eclairs lies...

Shiminay

Lust4Life wrote:

Why is it cheaper to land in Shannon when flying from Chicago?

Because Shannon is, quite simply, a hole.

Rnger

Long time poster, first time reader.

Kharn, what do you think I should do with my life? (the very first thing that comes into your head will do)

Mike...

Is Michael McDowell a robot sent back in time by some sorta mad police state version of Ireland(possibly next week)?

Lust4Life

Where did 6th hide the body? Spacecoyote's been missing all week!

Shiminay

Rnger wrote:

Long time poster, first time reader.

Kharn, what do you think I should do with my life? (the very first thing that comes into your head will do)

You should find a way to combine badgers and 3 peice suits. Single or Double breasted is fine.

Shiminay

*mono* wrote:

Is Michael McDowell a robot sent back in time by some sorta mad police state version of Ireland(possibly next week)?

I have my people researching this as we speak. I should have more indepth analysis tomorrow.

Shiminay

Lust4Life wrote:

Where did 6th hide the body? Spacecoyote's been missing all week!

Didn't you know 6th was a cannibal?

scorplett

Kharn wrote:

The inclusion of eclairs is alway welcome but not mandatory.This my dear, is where most of the fun of eclairs lies...This my dear, is where most of the fun of eclairs lies...

/me buys three packs of *finest chocolate and toffee eclairs, PMs Thaed and Kharn to join TS channell extrordinare