the "something random for the sake of being ranom here" game

Jules

its 6.22 and ishould be getting ready to leave for work but i cant stop im addidcted... and i cant spell

Silver Shadow

the problem is time not you

(or is it the other way around)

Jules

its this place thats the problem... i just cant stop... is there a boards anon??

Silver Shadow

Let's tink,

Or is it think?

Jules

depends if your from dublin or not!

Lust4Life

I just licked my monitor.

Kojak

A vile and pernicious attack on all the fundamentals that we hold so dear.

boneless

"Show me, on the doll Seb, where boneless put the apple..."

i like fruit smoothies

boneless

Onions make me cry. So do turnips... shoved up me nose...

Jules

I Love Amp!

_Kaiser_

I love tic-tacs... mmm..tic-tacs

Lust4Life

That Kaiser really IS awfully Swoony!
*me swoons* Ah, but he's already up on the Map in the Stalkers War Room Wall.

Anti

Estimate only applies to the standard configuration and does not take into consideration weekends or holidays.

Matt Holck

hmmm

tman

awful deep flanger:eek:

Tar.Aldarion

Why did she give me her knickers over the bar?

Ruu_Old

One quarter of George Washington's head

FlutterinBantam

A quarter pound a bulls eyes there Missus

Lust4Life

I am having a Fabulous Good Hair Day! I love when that happens!

boneless

Mothers name at birth:

spacecoyote

Have you ever ever ever in your long legged life, had a bald headed b*tch for a bald headed wife

Deer

i hate hangovers

Rhyme

Vegetarian lasagne

spacecoyote

Dreamed I was an Eskimo
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
Frozen wind began to blow
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
Under my boots 'n around my toe
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
Frost had bit the ground below
(Boop-boop aiee-ay-ah!)
Was a hundred degrees below zero

(Booh!)

(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)

And my momma cried:
Boo-a-hoo hoo-ooo
And my momma cried:
Nanook-a, no no (no no . . . )
Nanook-a, no no (no no . . . )
Don't be a naughty Eskimo-wo-oh
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
Save your money: don't go to the show
Well I turned around an' I said:
HO HO
(Booh!)
Well I turned around an' I said:
HO HO
(Booh!)
Well I turned around an' I said:
HO HO
An' the Northern Lites commenced t' glow
An' she said
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop . . . )
With a tear in her eye:

WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO
AN' DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW
WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO
AN' DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW

boneless

John Speed's 1610 map of Dublin is wrong.

spacecoyote

you should never play leap-frog with a unicorn

Black Swan

Lottery

Jules

MY FAVOURITE SONG!

I'm the only gay eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka
But all I wanna do is get into his parka
I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

Well .. me an nut fluck chuck buck, we both like blubber
But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber
I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

I make a wish on the northern lights
That I could get a decent pair of whale skin tights
I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

And the seals they sing now
*seal noises*

These cold winter nights are taking their toll
I even get excited when I see the north pole
See the north pole

I'm the only gay eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

Silver Shadow

What was that!

I don't know.

Maybe it was my spoo.

What?

Chad ghostal

5 years left of crying

pisslips

THat aged rabbit is growing puffy cheese in his night length.
What length is it anyway?

Lust4Life

I've much to be grateful for today.

Jules

just cuz your on the internet doesnt mean you want to cyber or anything!!

Black Swan

bingo

majiktripp

Armitage Shanks are the Rolls Royce of the Toilet World

rogue-entity

Deep Fried Televisions +1

boneless

If you have any queries please do not hesitate to contact us.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

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Black Swan

Las Vegas

Bob the Builder

bebo

Lust4Life

Starry, starry night.
Paint your palette blue and grey,
Look out on a summer's day,
With eyes that know the darkness in my soul.
Shadows on the hills,
Sketch the trees and the daffodils,
Catch the breeze and the winter chills,
In colors on the snowy linen land.

Now I understand what you tried to say to me,
How you suffered for your sanity,
How you tried to set them free.
They would not listen, they did not know how.
Perhaps they'll listen now.

Starry, starry night.
Flaming flowers that brightly blaze,
Swirling clouds in violet haze,
Reflect in Vincent's eyes of china blue.
Colors changing hue, morning field of amber grain,
Weathered faces lined in pain,
Are soothed beneath the artist's loving hand.

Now I understand what you tried to say to me,
How you suffered for your sanity,
How you tried to set them free.
They would not listen, they did not know how.
Perhaps they'll listen now.

For they could not love you,
But still your love was true.
And when no hope was left in sight
On that starry, starry night,
You took your life, as lovers often do.
But I could have told you, Vincent,
This world was never meant for one
As beautiful as you.

Starry, starry night.
Portraits hung in empty halls,
Frameless head on nameless walls,
With eyes that watch the world and can't forget.
Like the strangers that you've met,
The ragged men in the ragged clothes,
The silver thorn of bloody rose,
Lie crushed and broken on the virgin snow.

Now I think I know what you tried to say to me,
How you suffered for your sanity,
How you tried to set them free.
They would not listen, they're not listening still.
Perhaps they never will...

Black Swan

Atlantic City

Lust4Life

I bought two Lotto Tickets today!
Cross yer fingers!

Black Swan

Reno



(L4L: we will cross fingers, toes, eyes, but not our legs);)

Bob the Builder

Lust4Life wrote:

I bought two Lotto Tickets today!
Cross yer fingers!

finally we'll have got rid of you (",)

Lust4Life

Life. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Me needs Whiskey now!!!

Ruu_Old

Look over there *points*

Lust4Life

The Lotto is fixed!

The Bollox

who fixed it? I didn't even know it was broken