Traveller

Tony255

A traveller walks into Champion Sports looking for a Job, he goes through the interview process and the manager asks why should i give you the job to which he replies "I tell ya boss I can sell anythin". The manager decides to give him a trial period.

The manager wants to see how he works with customers and takes him to the shop floor and gives him a demonstration. A customer walks in looking for a tennis racket so the manager takes over and asks is it for grass or gravel to which the customer replies grass the manager helps to pick out the racket and the customers buys it and leaves happily.

Now its the travellers turn, another customer walks in looking for a hurley so the traveller takes him over to the correct section and excitidly turns to the customer and says "well boss would ya be needin the hurley for a wedding or a funeral"

Ruu_Old

Come on OP, you can do better than that. Not bad all the same.

Kojak

:rolleyes:

Danno

Class!

Tha Gopher

Not bad


3 Travellers die and go to the gates of heaven. They meet St. Peter at the gates.
"Whats the name?" says Peter
"Im Michael McDonagh, this is me brothers Martin and Christy" says one of the Travellers.
St. Peter looks through the admittance list and doesnt see the lads on it, and tells them to hop along. "Ah no" says Michael, "gwan check it with the boss man hey, we`re pure meant to be in like". So Peter asks them to wait by the gates whilst he checks it out with God.
Peter gives the names to God. "The McDonagh boys?" he replys. "Oh no, they were the biggest bunch of violent, thieving scumbags when they were alive, no way are they getting to spend eternity in heaven. Send them packing"
Peter leaves, and returns five minutes later
St. Peter "Theyre gone"
God "Who, the McDonaghs?"

"Yeah. And so are the gates"




Whats the difference between a Hi Ace and a small hospital?

You can fit more Wards in the back of a Hi Ace

da dum tish

How do you cut off a travellers knob?

Kick his sister in the jaw :eek: *

*: none of this is racist btw, seeing as theyre as racially different as people from Donegal or Kerry.

jobonar

Tha Gopher wrote:

Not bad


3 Travellers die and go to the gates of heaven. They meet St. Peter at the gates.
"Whats the name?" says Peter
"Im Michael McDonagh, this is me brothers Martin and Christy" says one of the Travellers.
St. Peter looks through the admittance list and doesnt see the lads on it, and tells them to hop along. "Ah no" says Michael, "gwan check it with the boss man hey, we`re pure meant to be in like". So Peter asks them to wait by the gates whilst he checks it out with God.
Peter gives the names to God. "The McDonagh boys?" he replys. "Oh no, they were the biggest bunch of violent, thieving scumbags when they were alive, no way are they getting to spend eternity in heaven. Send them packing"
Peter leaves, and returns five minutes later
St. Peter "Theyre gone"
God "Who, the McDonaghs?"

"Yeah. And so are the gates"




Whats the difference between a Hi Ace and a small hospital?

You can fit more Wards in the back of a Hi Ace

da dum tish

How do you cut off a travellers knob?

Kick his sister in the jaw :eek: *

*: none of this is racist btw, seeing as theyre as racially different as people from Donegal or Kerry.

Class!!