Quotes

Raphael

Piste wrote:

Spirit? Really? Is it part of the Dublin Fringe Festival? I wonder if Carly'd lend me her ID...

I think it is Liz, check ticketmaster

Undergod

Acid_Violet wrote:

Daithí; Clíodhna, quick, can we and Robbie use your vaseline?
Shane; It's not for what you think it is.
They were actually waterproofing their RA's drawer to put a fish in it.

Seen it. With hilarious consequences though.

Acid_Violet

Undergod wrote:

Seen it. With hilarious consequences though.

Twas blatant plagiarism and sorry Daithí but the hamster idea was much better.

Piste

Except Dave Ryan decied that he no longer wanted his hamster and so gave it to Jeff.

slasher_65

the disgrase! we spent.... €70 on that hamster!

Acid_Violet

So now Jeff has two hamsters? How can we tell Ultimate hamster and the other crappy Cave-man Dave one apart. I say we kill it.

Undergod

Yeah... so...

[injoke relevant to older people, hopefully one that'll go over the heads of those above]

Piste

Acid_Violet wrote:

So now Jeff has two hamsters? How can we tell Ultimate hamster and the other crappy Cave-man Dave one apart. I say we kill it.

Ultimate Hamster has been officially names Piste. The other, inferior hamster was given away afaik.

Little Pistie's a ninja hamster, it did super ninja, ACROBATIC tricks onthe bars of its cage.

Acid_Violet

No! Piste isn't a good name! I demand that's it's rerenamed Ultimate Hamster or I'll cripple it so it can't do anymore tricks!


All below are copied from mad's blog!



And you get half a point for answers that make me laugh.
Does Bob count?
-Brona and Adam



sinead - <reading packet of something r other> "cheap, fast and easy"
Ro - like you
sinead - im not that fast ... ... ... ... ... oh wait




me (on 1st day) - where do you get the ... that
some guy - fork?
me - no, wat your water is in
s.g. - a cup?
me (looking down with shame) - ye
s.g - over there (points like an inch to my left)
jamie - ok thanx...




me, fionn, ellen, ro, sinead - would you like a knob? (to passers by, holding out hobnobs)




sam - you cnt make me nervous

30 seconds later

sam - aaaargh!!, get out of there!!!



Sam - if you know what i mean

Madeleine

Most of that was already there, m'dear

Edit whore!

Per Liefsonson

"What's worse than getting shot?"

RefulgentGnomon

"What's worse than getting shot?"

Hmmm, that went on for quite a while!

Acid_Violet

Some guy at the Pineapple wedding;

Pineapple's can't say no!

Piste

Per Liefsonson wrote:

"What's worse than getting shot?"

Oh god...and then Ivan faked orgasms.

Thursday*

At the reunion during Session 2, sitting in the park,

Me: CTYIzens really are even more sex-obsessed than other teenagers, aren't they?

(some quiet debate)

Conor Sneyd: It's cause we're all nerds and we don't get any.

(laughter)

CS: *shrugs* It had to be said!

Piste

Thursday* wrote:

Conor Sneyd: It's cause we're all nerds and we don't get any.

Well maybe HE doesn't...

Acid_Violet

Or maybe we just talk about sex cos we're not uncomfortable talking about it.

JenLorigan

Or because we're six and want to show off how very much we know

And in keeping with the thread:
Liz:"I'm not silly!"
[RA walks in]
[Liz makes the Bullwinkle-Surprise face]

PurpleFistMixer

Six year olds REALLY shouldn't know all that much about sex.

Acid_Violet

I never perceived that myself, but on the topic of six-year olds and sex (no, I'm not getting at THAT) did anyone else see that 'Secrets of the playground' thing or something like that on Channel 4?

Piste

No but I want to know more...

Per Liefsonson

JenLorigan wrote:

Or because we're six and want to show off how very much we know

Nail on the head.

Piste

"....bullwinkle surprise....strawberry swirl....grand canyon..."

JenLorigan

PerLIefsonson wrote:

Nail on the head.

[someone else]I agree with Dave![/someone else.]

PurpleFistMixer wrote:

Six year olds REALLY shouldn't know all that much about sex.

Okay, let's say nine-year-olds.

Not saying there's anything wrong with discussing sex, but when the majority of them are "[reference to anything remotely sexual] LOLOLOL" it gets a tad irritating. Unless it's genuinely funny.

Yes I'm starting to sound like an angry old man whenever I post here, no I don't care

Piste

You've turned into Dave

JenLorigan

Liz, Liz, Liz... Shut up.

Also, Aonghus was more the Angry Old Man of boards than Dave...

Raphael

Take that back you young whippersnapper!

JenLorigan

/me shouts damn-punk-teenagerly abuse at Old Man Raph

Piste

Me waits for Stern (but kind) Grandfather Halenger to step in.


EDIT: Btw is your sig directed at me? (Ask today about Spin Fast Go Up!)

Balletskank

'I hate you platonically!'- I hate you 'just as friends'? Some people make no sense
'Cleverer Than You, Innit?'
'Water is for saps and homeless people.'
'Why DNA?'
'...sometimes you want something so bad it hurts.'- (in reference to determining the structure of DNA, OBVIOUSLY!) These two are from the Wilson and Crick movie. Could another ever be as innuendo-ridden? I think not!
'Those British bastards!'- LAUREN, in all seriousness, in her very, very British accent!
'Plagiarism!!'
'Moist'
'I'll kill you to death!'
'Tickle me Elmo!'
'Redheads should be culled at birth'- Elmo, with his ginger hair!
'In your endo'
'Orgys make the world go round!'
'Quoth the raven'
'Mini-Ts'
'There's nothing T about them!'
'T is for talented/smarT/cookie'
'We're special!'
"wow, johnny depp just got eaten by an anus with teeth!"
"the heart is like the penis, only its worth less"
"she had a most peculiar toy that gave her hours of endless joy"
"Purebred Redhead”
“Pedigree Ginger"
“RAPE ALARM!!!!!!!”
" I'll punch your hole"
"Sharon, Can I check me bebo?!?!?!"
'I'm my own best friend!'
'Just what are you imploding?'
'Hostess' and 'clothes-pervert'- Those Japanese Culture and Language people, corrupting the youth!
'I gotta get me one of those dolphins!'
'-ish'- Eamonish!
'Insest is best. Why go across the street when you can go across the hall?'
'You smell, little boy.'
'John for R.A'
'magnascope/microfying glass'
'parannoying'
'...She found it easy, being pretty
To hitch a ride into the city...'
'Kinky'
'bitchin!'
'Walking on four legs means you can be taken from behind'
'We're not leaving, just changing rooms!'