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  • 09-08-2006 4:52pm
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    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭


    Grandmother of eight makes hole in one


    Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing


    Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers


    Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan


    Two convicts evade noose, jury hung


    Milk drinkers are turning to powder


    Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted


    Quarter of a million Chinese live on water


    Iraqi head seeks arms


    Queen Mary having bottom scraped


    Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?


    Prostitutes appeal to Pope


    Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over


    NJ judge to rule on nude beach


    Child's stool great for use in garden


    Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors


    Organ festival ends in smashing climax


    Eye drops off shelf


    Squad helps dog bite victim


    Dealers will hear car talk at noon


    Enraged cow injures farmer with axe


    Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests


    Miners refuse to work after death


    Two Soviet ships collide - one dies


    Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter


    Never withhold herpes from loved one


    Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy


    Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984


    Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better


    If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while


    War dims hope for peace


    Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency


    Cold wave linked to temperatures


    Child's death ruins couple's holiday


    Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years


    Man is fatally slain



    Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say


    Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation


    British Left Waffles on Falkan Islands


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    #2
    Beans_On
    Registered Users Posts: 320 ✭✭Beans_On


    From my local paper:

    Man wiggles bum at woman feeding donkey
    i kid you not.
    it was about a guy getin caught trespassing and mooning the owner.


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    humanji
    Registered Users Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    My mate has one from the herald a while back that says:

    Police seek four armed raiders

    It always makes me giggle:D


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    PogMoThoin
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    Famous one about mental patient who rapes laundry woman and then escapes from mental hospital.

    Headline:
    NUT SCREWS WASHER AND BOLTS


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    #5
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Tiger Woods plays with own balls, says Nike

    Clinton's firmness got results

    Plenty do do for local 'tourists'

    Physics predict world didn't end yesterday :rolleyes:


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