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new words for 2006 No.2

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  • 10-08-2006 2:17am
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    admiralofthefleet
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    As Promised, here are the few i said i had

    Arse Tourettes- an uncontrolable loud fart

    Bacon Belt- a large spare tyre around the stomach

    Binjuries- accidents you might have when you are on a bender

    Cave Paintings- stains on the toilet pot the morning after a nite on stout

    Lose weight- a satisfying visit to the loo

    Reetox- the opposite of detox, going on a bender

    Sol Campbell- somebody who is not mentally sound

    A frog- a fart let in the shower

    Cracksuit- a type of clothing worn by junkies

    Time & A Turd- going to the toilet in work & getting paid for it

    Gamble & Lose- to fart and follow through

    A Hatchback- someone with a big arse

    Jaded- being fed up with the amount of reality tv that there is at the moment

    In Narnia- a gay. (they havent come out of the wardrobe)

    Shifting Furniture- a fart let in bed that is so loud that it can be heard downstairs

    A Beadle- being dealt a terrible hand in cards

    Beer Cancer- a very bad hangover

    Enjoy!


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    #2
    PogMoThoin
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    Hehe........lol


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    Kojak
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    Not bad :)


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    Pompey Magnus
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    Very good :D .
    admiralgar wrote:
    A Beadle- being dealt a terrible hand in cards


    Took me a while to figure that one out, nasty.


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