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New Words For 2006 C - D

  • 11-08-2006 07:53PM
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    Cake Detector- a fat person

    Carbon Dibazide- chemical name for a fart

    Charlie In The Chocolate Factory- doing cocaine in the pub toilet

    Chaviar- tesco/dunnes value brand food

    Cheek Flapper- a loud fart let while sitting on a leather chair

    Chip Shovels- a fat persons hands

    Coffin Dodger- an old person

    Continental Shelf- a huge beer gut seen under the water in a swimming pool

    C U Next Tuesday- calling someone the c word without them knowing it


    David Peckham- a new age Skanger

    Death Star- what your bum is like after an indian meal

    Diet Fart- a huge fart that doesnt contain any smell

    Dockyard Cat- a very ugly woman

    Dog Hnadler- a man with a very ugly girlfriend

    Driving On The Cats Eyes- a long, low sounding fart

    Drunucle- a relative who is always drunk

    Dutch Hand Grenade- a fart caught in the hand then exploded under someones nose

    Dutch Oven- farting in bed then forcing your partner's head underneath the duvet

    Dutch Sauna- farting while in the shower with someone



    E to F Later.

    Thanks To Roger At Dennis For Some Of The Above.


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