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  • 14-08-2006 11:45am
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    alibabba
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    >TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
    >MARIA: Here it is.
    >TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
    >CLASS: Maria.
    >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    >TEACHER: Greg, how would you spell "crocodile ?"
    >GREG: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
    >TEACHER: No Greg, that's incorrect.
    >GREG: Maybe it's incorrect, but you asked me how "I" spelled
    it.
    >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    >TEACHER: Ryan, what is the chemical formula for water?
    >RYAN: H I J K L M N O
    >TEACHER: Ryan, what are you talking about?
    >RYAN: Well, yesterday you said it was H to O.
    >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    >TEACHER: Hunter, name one important thing that we have today that we

    >didn't have 10 years ago.
    >HUNTER: Me.
    >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    >TEACHER: Adam, why do you always get so dirty?
    >ADAM: Well, I guess it's because I'm a lot closer to the ground
    than
    >you are.
    >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    >TEACHER: Beth, give me a sentence starting with "I".
    >BETH: I is...........
    >TEACHER: No Beth.....Always say "I am"....not "I is".
    >BETH: All right........."I am the ninth letter of the
    alphabet."
    >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    >TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
    >tree, but also admitted it. Now Alex, do you know why his father
    >didn't punish him?
    >ALEX: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
    >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    >TEACHER: Now, Michael, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
    eating?
    >Michael: No Miss, I don't have to. My Mum is a good cook.
    >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    >TEACHER: Daniel, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
    your
    >brother's composition. Did you copy off of him?
    >DANIEL: No teacher, it's the same dog.
    >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ~~~
    >TEACHER: Parker, what do you call a person who keeps on talking to
    >people who are no longer interested?
    >PAUL: A Teacher
    >


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