Purgatory - Has a New Home - Starting Friday Sept 1st

trixter

congratulations fysh you bumped us to page 4

Blitzkrieger

I'm sticking my head in the sand for the week because it's end of quarter at work. Hopefully be there the following week with some new bodies in tow...

StandnDeliver

some dead bodies???:D jaysus they will whiff the gaff out

Jack B. Badd

Fysh wrote:

I heard we were required to do both, but what the hell. Free will for all!

I will not be required to dance!
*me packs anti-dancing machete for next Friday night* :mad:

trixter

Jack B. Badd wrote:

I will not be required to dance!
*me packs anti-dancing machete for next Friday night* :mad:

I wont force you to dance next friday, mostly cause I wont be here But sometime in october or very early november I will return and we shall revisit this notion of yours :P

Fysh

Blitzkrieger wrote:

I'm sticking my head in the sand for the week because it's end of quarter at work. Hopefully be there the following week with some new bodies in tow...

Ah come on, turn up anyway for the laugh. You know you want the experience of turning up for the last day of the quarter still drunk, and with a hangover ahead of you...

Tree

in my nondriving condition i will collect blitzkrieger and make him dance.

i hope to be off the drink for a few weeks (two) if i get paid enough on thurs to get me tongue pierced

Jack B. Badd

Non-driving or non-drinking? If you're going to be sober for the next few weeks, I elect you to be my official "get her home safe and make sure she doesn't puke on her hair" person!

Fysh

Jack B. Badd wrote:

I elect you to be my official "get her home safe and make sure she doesn't puke on her hair" person!

Classy...there again, some of us don't have that issue, what with the absence of hair and the ability, even when drunk, to detect an Extended Boking Session (TM) ahead of time, climb out the window, and find a discreet part of the Smyths rooftop to complete the aforementioned EBK before returning to bed and sleeping the sleep of the dead drunk. (The result of years of practice, I should add...)

Jack B. Badd

Classy is not the word I'm not sure I want to ask what Boking is... I figure its one of two things and neither are good when inebriated to the extent that I was last Friday

Fysh

As always, Wikipedia saves the day...

Jack B. Badd

I have decided that "ralphing" is to be my word of the day

Blitzkrieger

Fysh wrote:

You know you want the experience of turning up for the last day of the quarter still drunk, and with a hangover ahead of you...

Been there, done that. It's not the happy experience you might think it is....

Trying to predict what's going to happen on Friday is very difficult but my money's on a 8am to 2am shift, followed by getting up early again Saturday to be in work for 10am to 8pm, followed by going out for a few drinks in Midleton and sleeping most of next week.

Fysh

Blitzkrieger wrote:

my money's on a 8am to 2am shift

BuhWUH? Guh...that sounds....urgh, in fact. Our thoughts are with you at this trying time.

Jack B. Badd

A minute's silence would be appropriate, perhaps?

Fysh

Yeah, but as many will testify, I rarely shut up at all, much less for a whole 60 seconds at a time. Veering dangerously back on topic, by the way - who's going tomorrow?

Jack B. Badd

Me, Tree... Maybe other people, maybe not. If it's just the two of us it'll end up descending into giggles no doubt. Probably will anyway tbh

Have you considered investing in a gag? It would be a nice alternative to your gimp mask...

Fysh

Jack B. Badd wrote:

Have you considered investing in a gag? It would be a nice alternative to your gimp mask...

WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT MASK? (Though speaking of masks and suchlike, I bought the best hat ever made in spain, shaped like a jester's hat but topped with a cartoon styrofoam bull).

And anyway, takes more than a gag to shut me up.

Jack B. Badd

How about removal of the tongue? I'll pack a spoon!
Damn lack of suitable evil smilies

Tree

Jack B. Badd wrote:

How about removal of the tongue? I'll pack a spoon!
Damn lack of suitable evil smilies

ouch, you could at least be humane and file an edge on to that spoon


ill prolly head out alright and take the car so i wont be able to buy drink.... oh the brokeness

StandnDeliver

see ye there tonight folks:D

Fysh

Hell yeah, I'm working on getting folks from work to turn up as well. Not sure if I dare wear that coat you seem to like so much though

Fysh

Also, the site seems to have had a pear-shaped update - I'm getting an apache splash page.

StandnDeliver

i even got lollipops

trixter

I wont be able to go I am 6000 miles away taking care of my kitties.

Jack B. Badd

StandnDeliver wrote:

i even got lollipops

nyom!

Edit: kitties...nyom!

trixter

Jack B. Badd wrote:

nyom!

Edit: kitties...nyom!

what does nyom mean?

Jack B. Badd

It means I like kitties but I couldn't eat a whole one...

trixter

Jack B. Badd wrote:

It means I like kitties but I couldn't eat a whole one...

Ahh.. I dont think they would like that very much :P

Jack B. Badd

Now now...I'm sure they would...