Come here.

Tar.Aldarion

Hey, anybody want to make me come? What position do you want?

New to this? Newcomers wilcome.























come.

Dirk Gently

I wish to learn more about the vacancy advertised. What other benefits can I expect?

Is there a health plan, gym membership, subsidised canteen, attendance bonus, Holiday / sick days?

scojones

I think I just came.

Jules

*pops head up from the back of the room*.... DO YOU HAVE A DENTAL PROGRAMME.... i do my best work with my mouth!







Im a good pubic speaker!

Tar.Aldarion

Clownbag, you will find benefits are earned quite easily with a bit of skill.
I'll see you in teh toilets. I hope your public speaking is up to scratch.

_Kaiser_

Is this a temp or full-time position?

Sarky

Is there holiday pay?

_Kaiser_

What about overtime/benefit in kind?

Dirk Gently

Kaiser2000 wrote:

Is this a temp or full-time position?

Are you asking if you will have to do deep throat :eek:

Mr. Tar I think Miss Jules probably has the most experience at *public speaking*, however I am willing to learn. (I'm still holding out hope that your a hawt Lesbian dispite all the pics of some emo bloke claiming to be you)

Rhyme

Bottom left.

Tar.Aldarion

Rhyme hired, I need some more too. I will train clownba, he will wear a brown paper bag on his head and there will be no other bloke in the room.

county

count me in,but i`m not doing all the donkey work

Rhyme

county wrote:

count me in,but i`m not doing all the donkey work

That has conontations beyond all we hold dear... beware the donkey.

Lust4Life

I'm better with crowds. Any seminars available to teach?:p

Can I play too

Sarky

Is there a union?

Jules

you can be head bitch sarky.. would suit you!

im sure a couple of us could form a union ;P

Lust4Life

Would we have to wear those emberassing name tags? I just hate name tags.

Sarky

\o/

Cheap industry-regulated sex with Tar for EVERYONE!

Jules

you would have to have like a discripton under your name, what would yours be??? or what would mine be?

Lust4Life

Just think of the tape residue on the jugs! It'll attract all the lint from the sheets.
And any male chest hairs would get stripped from them as well.

No. Name Tags deffo a bad idea.

Deer

There are so many positions that I am interested in here. Any chance I could do multiple positions?

Dirk Gently

Deer wrote:

There are so many positions that I am interested in here. Any chance I could do multiple positions?

All these horney wimmin flocking to the nest lately. I blame you lusty lady. First it was you, then Jules followed your lead and now we have this fe-Deer wanting in on the action too.

Lust4Life

I told you I'm an Evil Empress. You doubted me?

Muuuwaaaaahaaahaaa!

Deer

And I am now honoured by being the Evil Emperess's pupil! We will multiply in our thousands and the evil lustforlife shall conqour you all!

Lust4Life

Oh, Deer, we don't need to conquer them. There is nothin worse than a man with a defeated ego.
Our job is to build them up and make them great pulsing sex machines and send them off into the world much better than they were when they met us.:D

smash

number 3 except you have to turn the other way around ok!

Lust4Life

Steve preferrs the Wheel-barrow!
I LOVE YOU STEVE!

LOLZ

Edit: See, Deer, this is how it's done!

smash

thanks hun, lol

Tar.Aldarion

I want to have sex with Sarky and Deer, that will sate my furry wants for now.
Industry-regulated sex , of course.

EDIT: Tar got action drunken last night, it may be because of this thread. \o/

Sarky

Pity sex ftw!

Jules

ah yeah the great sympathy fcuk.... always a winner!!!

Tar.Aldarion

I knew 'I like your belt' was not just an excuse to look at it closer. Manipulate things those wimmin.

Jules

yeah its like i like you willy can i have a look!!!

Lust4Life

But did your belt match your really big shoes?:p

Tar.Aldarion

You'll have to come over and ask him. I don't kiss and tell.

Sparky

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Hey, anybody want to make me come? What position do you want?

New to this? Newcomers wilcome.























come.

This one :


Please.

Hope I don't get done for that.

Tar.Aldarion

I remember finding them in your directory, plenty more where that came from eh sparky.

Sparky

Plenty more NSFW that is.

Rock Climber

sparky-s that is the most wonder full directory I ever did see

Sparky

Rock Climber wrote:

sparky-s that is the most wonder full directory I ever did see

Have you even looked?

Deer

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

I want to have sex with Sarky and Deer, that will sate my furry wants for now.
Industry-regulated sex , of course.

EDIT: Tar got action drunken last night, it may be because of this thread. \o/

Congrats. I didn't get any

county

the night is young yet

Lust4Life

Aha! I see at least one of my stalking subjects is on line!
How was your day, Darling County?

Sparky

county

Lust4Life wrote:

Aha! I see at least one of my stalking subjects is on line!
How was your day, Darling County?

not bad,finished work a couple of hours ago and drinking a few cans of bitter,and yourself?

Lust4Life

I've just finished work myself and an relaxing as well.
I do have a jug of whiskey in the cupboard, but no mixers.
You certainly wouldn't want me drinking straight whiskey and posting on here!
That could get liticious.

county

Lust4Life wrote:

I've just finished work myself and an relaxing as well.
I do have a jug of whiskey in the cupboard, but no mixers.
You certainly wouldn't want me drinking straight whiskey and posting on here!
That could get liticious.

you`ve tap water yeh,what more do you need

Lust4Life

Eew!
Guess I'm a bit too American for that! Sorry!

Deer

We need to sponsor a trip to Ireland for you L4L!