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4 guys and a woman

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  • 17-08-2006 6:17pm
    #1
    Mad Dog
    Registered Users Posts: 743 ✭✭✭


    Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
    While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.
    The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E. , you know...
    ''Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.''

    The second guy says,
    "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know...
    ''Double Income, No Kids Yet. "

    The third guy says,
    "I'm a R.U.B., you know...
    ''Rich, Urban, Biker. "

    The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know...
    ''Double Income, Little Dog Owner.''

    They turn to the woman and ask her.
    ''What are you?''
    She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know...
    Wash, Iron, Fcuk, Etc.


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    #2
    Froot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 546 ✭✭✭Froot


    damn the charter,

    die!!!! :D


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    #3
    Suaimhneach
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 4,436 Mod ✭✭✭✭Suaimhneach


    That wasnt that funny tbh...


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    #4
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Not bad OP bit old but still going.


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    #5
    pokerwidow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 291 ✭✭pokerwidow


    :D:D Funny because it's true


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    #6
    Kazu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭Kazu


    lol :D:D


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